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vanisher

Not this guy again, you can have as many samples as you want we don't have a rule



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

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Viginti Septem

Oculus Noctuae
YOU ARE MY QUEEN REBECCA

stop reminding me of this quote 🤣

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myojKnGuGCI

https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig! :)

vanisher

Excuse me those glasses are part of the display...



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


mmmm lemme have another sample of that it was so good the first time.....i mean uh hmm this looks novel and new and like something i have never seen or tried before!


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


Chill la Chill

Don't lose your gay


*taking each sample back to the box of pizza I ordered 30 min ago as toppings*

Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan


thank you matoi and vanisher for the sigs, lovely dad for the cool av

Shifty Nipples

i heard there was free stuff here


Thanks Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss

Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag
This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here. What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us



thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER

Prof. Crocodile

Dr. Honked posted:

This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here. What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

You are thinking of Sam's Club.

your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)


Prof. Crocodile posted:

You are thinking of Sam's Club.

lol


Join the BYOB Army


thank you again Saoshyant!!

Escape From Noise

Gonna get some sushi and not pay!



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

Ominous Jazz

Big D is chillin' over here
Wasteland style

Escape From Noise posted:

Gonna get some sushi and not pay!

I say this every time I go to the river

Charles Bukowski

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

I like jumping into the bin of huge stuffed animals and squish toys



Thank you Saoshyant for the lovely signature.


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Waiting for a free sample at the tire center

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
Advice on how to prepare for the gladiator combat they make you do for a membership?

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Stopping by the Costco oral care department to get a single tooth cleaned.

Charles Bukowski

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Dating a girl for her Costco membership so I can help her buy vitamins on the weekend



Thank you Saoshyant for the lovely signature.


Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
Is your teen saving at Costco? It's more likely than you think!

Charles Bukowski

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

I wish there was a Costco in my town, that's a good job if you can get it.



Thank you Saoshyant for the lovely signature.


Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag
"there's a costco coming to the island!" is the most popular rumour here. the costco never arrives



thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER

Escape From Noise

Costco free? Sure! I'll take it!



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

Prof. Crocodile

Escape From Noise posted:

Costco free? Sure! I'll take it!

ok but you should know that a horrible curse has befallen all who have tried to change the price of the hot dog.

Escape From Noise

Every day I'm samplin'



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

Prof. Crocodile

Escape From Noise posted:

Every day I'm samplin'

Chill la Chill

Don't lose your gay


Escape From Noise posted:

Every day I'm samplin'

Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan


thank you matoi and vanisher for the sigs, lovely dad for the cool av

watho


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

i don’t think it’s a very good idea to cut condoms into small pieces to distribute as a free samples but i guess i’ll take it



https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

Escape From Noise

watho posted:

i don’t think it’s a very good idea to cut condoms into small pieces to distribute as a free samples but i guess i’ll take it

...I thought this was average size. This is very unsettling.



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

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Charles Bukowski

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Hello Costco give me free coffee and cheese and meat and popcorn and yogurt and gimme gimme. I will also buy a hot dog and a drink and those yummy French fries yaaay Costco run!



Thank you Saoshyant for the lovely signature.


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