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Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Ew, just gross.

# ? Mar 23, 2023 09:55

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# ? May 7, 2024 08:24

Dumb Sex-Parrot: Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep

Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster

Dares Box Trump

tell me about it! :stare:

thank you Saoshyantx4, Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss for the excellent signature

# ? Mar 23, 2023 11:22

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

that�s nasty

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Mar 23, 2023 11:23

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

One day I wanted a sandwich but the guy at the counter says "All out. All we have is sex.".

Went home empty handed.

# ? Mar 23, 2023 11:25

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

That's the thing where you both cut your palms and shake hands, right? yeah that's gross.

# ? Mar 23, 2023 13:41

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

you'll have to prise my peepee from my cold dead hands

^{thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER}

# ? Mar 23, 2023 14:46

Ass-penny

I concur op

thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

# ? Mar 23, 2023 16:56

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

dad says peeing in girls is for losers anyway

# ? Mar 23, 2023 18:08

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

call me gross and nasty and yucky, but i do a sex every night

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Mar 23, 2023 18:19

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

*doctor's office on the line*

Oh you have sex? Take two and call me in the morning.

# ? Mar 23, 2023 18:36

Manifisto

it has its share of detractors, but it's a key instrument in jazz, concert band music makes pretty effective use of it, and there's a handful of rock songs where it lends a certain flair!

pictured: sex

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Mar 23, 2023 18:39

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

that's why it's the number of the beast.

# ? Mar 23, 2023 18:40

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Oh no, I sexed my pants.

# ? Mar 23, 2023 18:54

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

My name minus one = viginti sex

https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig!

# ? Mar 23, 2023 19:18

Bodyholes

i disagree. but if you don't want to you shouldn't feel pressured to.

# ? Mar 23, 2023 19:35

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

Bodyholes posted:

i disagree. but if you don't want to you shouldn't feel pressured to.

thank you Bodyholes

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# ? Mar 23, 2023 22:42

Ass-penny

thinking about body fluids ITT :barf:

thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

# ? Mar 23, 2023 23:52

Xamboni

One word: Cooties

# ? Mar 24, 2023 00:43

teen witch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oxu3pq319r0

# ? Mar 24, 2023 01:57

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I am a virgin because I want to be a good example to my children

# ? Mar 24, 2023 06:11

the last signal...

how many times i enjoyed thread: 0

# ? Mar 24, 2023 07:27

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Angrily tossing my sex-haver medal on the steps of Congress.

# ? Mar 24, 2023 13:13

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Making love is about the sex you don't have

# ? Mar 24, 2023 14:24

teen witch

Buttchocks posted:

Angrily tossing my sex-haver medal on the steps of Congress.

oh you�re angrily tossing all right

# ? Mar 24, 2023 14:50

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

gently caress? Fooey!
Bonk? Barf!
Shag? Ummm.. shagn't

^{thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER}

# ? Mar 24, 2023 20:10

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

Buttchocks posted:

Angrily tossing my sex-haver medal on the steps of Congress.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Mar 24, 2023 20:13

Manifisto

Dr. Honked posted:

gently caress? Fooey!
Bonk? Barf!
Shag? Ummm.. shagn't

Plow? Nao!
Screw? PU!
Lay? Nay!
Gently Caress? Couldn't care less!

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Mar 24, 2023 21:19

Khanstant

you know what they say about people who wear adidas....

# ? Mar 25, 2023 02:56

free Trapt CD: *~~*
I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings
*~~*

*rolls up sleeves* well it's a gross job, but somebody's got to do it.

# ? Mar 27, 2023 18:22

free Trapt CD: *~~*
I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings
*~~*

they made a TV series about me, the guy who knuckled down and had sex. It was a lot like 'Chernobyl'

# ? Mar 27, 2023 18:24

free Trapt CD: *~~*
I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings
*~~*

taking a shower after sex

# ? Mar 27, 2023 18:56

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

free Trapt CD posted:

taking a shower after sex

Without your partner. You've had enough of them.

# ? Mar 27, 2023 20:05

Ass-penny

Bright Bart posted:

Without your partner. You've had enough of them.

let's be honest, they had enough of me.

thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

# ? Mar 27, 2023 22:26

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

my wife hands me a bagged lunch and waves me away on my way to work as i walk out the door and turn around and walk back in and passionlessly make love to her for 8 hours

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Mar 27, 2023 22:51

Bacon Taco: Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

watho posted:

my wife hands me a bagged lunch and waves me away on my way to work as i walk out the door and turn around and walk back in and passionlessly make love to her for 8 hours

i'm sorry you met my ex-wife