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What’s the theory here though, if you make it flatter you make it.. wider? (assuming the aspiring undertone of the cosmos is always to have a larger penis) 
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a mysterious cloak posted:A lot. A rare few could probably piss around corners! Do you guys refer to those as a "Krummlauf"?
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It's a good theory, the medicine makes your dick cartilage weaker and pliable. The medicine comes with instructions not to use dick pumps but we all know that's big pharma trying to keep us from having huge dicks. Op should try it and tell us if his dick get bigger or if it falls off, according to my calculations it's 50/50 chance.
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Mar 24, 2023 20:27
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I think you should go 4D op. Like make it so that my dick exists flaccid, erect, and everything in between all at the same time???
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Mar 24, 2023 20:28
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Do you guys refer to those as a "Krummlauf"? We don't, but we should
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zedprime posted:It's a good theory, the medicine makes your dick cartilage weaker and pliable. The medicine comes with instructions not to use dick pumps but we all know that's big pharma trying to keep us from having huge dicks. Op should try it and tell us if his dick get bigger or if it falls off, according to my calculations it's 50/50 chance. They call him Mr Fantastic
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Mar 24, 2023 20:29
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If it falls off I’ll just stick it up my butt for safe keeping.
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Mar 24, 2023 20:32
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when people said take the flat pills i didnt know this is what they were talking about!
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Mar 24, 2023 20:34
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There's a dick flattening scene in Jackass Forever. Pontius and one of the new guys put their dicks in between two pieces of clear plastic fastened with bolts. It was honestly surprising how flat they got them. And then I think they used them as ping-pong paddles.
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Mar 24, 2023 20:56
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Would you rather have a massive dick shaped like a boomerang, or a dick the size of your thumb that was perfectly straight?
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Mar 24, 2023 21:07
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 fuckin-a, I got child hitler in my neighborhood
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Mar 24, 2023 21:21
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Like make it so that my dick exists flaccid, erect, and everything in between all at the same time??? Yeah it’s like, Schrödinger’s cats penis.
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Mar 25, 2023 02:00
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Mar 25, 2023 02:03
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Need on of those image generating AI’s to make a cock tesseract for us
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Mar 25, 2023 03:11
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Peak performance is just a few pills away in 2023 and it's glorious.
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I’m using a curling iron for the duck dick look.
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a mysterious cloak posted:I've been a urology nurse before, ama about flattening dicks and shoving tubes in them 
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Mar 25, 2023 03:36
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I got one of these you could borrow, works for all heights. Not my fault if it comes off though if you try to speed up the process.  Or need to call the fire department for help.
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If your dick is flat it’s ok, you just plug your mouth up with your thumb and blow and it’ll puff right back out.
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Mar 25, 2023 04:18
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No I have not OP but the guy in the bme video that flopped his dick on a table and just went to town on it with a rubber mallet sure tried flattening his dick. Just pounding that thing flat so much that it was all bruised black and blue and looked like it had gangrene. So there is an alternative method that appears to work and no rx needed.
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I think what you need to find is a Cocksmith, which might be tricky because that’s also just a hosed up name people call tossers. But if you can find a pro they can take you into one of those dungeon thingies with all the orange flames and heavy tools and anvils and sweaty shirtless men, and they can change the shape of your cock. 
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I think what you need to find is a Cocksmith, which might be tricky because that’s also just a hosed up name people call tossers. But if you can find a pro they can take you into one of those dungeon thingies with all the orange flames and heavy tools and anvils and sweaty shirtless men, and they can change the shape of your cock. 
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