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wesleywillis posted:Ebeneezer Splooge. 
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i dont sleep
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Mar 27, 2023 14:27
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Did it again last night
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Mar 27, 2023 20:28
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Nobody Interesting posted:Did it again last night what a madman
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Mar 27, 2023 22:04
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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:what a madman Doing it again tonight
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Mar 27, 2023 22:54
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You ain't sleep bitch, you just stay awake ur whole life, you're just trying to act hard like you sleeping hard but you awake softly
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Mar 27, 2023 22:55
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Last night i had a dream where my boss was having a piss drive like some people have blood drives he also had a twin brother and the whole thing was a total scam. More apt to this conversation, i woke myself up with a fart that lasted 5 whole seconds. The rear end bib saved me.
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Mar 27, 2023 23:32
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I was in bed naked reading before I crashed, naked as a jaybird (?) It was around 2am, and only my bedroom lamp was on, so I'm sure it looked dark from the street. Some dude opened my front door that I inadvertently left unlocked, I grabbed my hatchet off my bedstand and yelled "WTF" and charged. By the time I made it to my porch dude was already pretty far. I thought about throwing it before realizing i'd either A : hit a car or something, or B: Actually hit a dude that is actively running away from my house on a public road. Neither seemed like a good idea. To be honest, I don't think he even got a look at my goods since as soon as I yelled he shut the door and ran. Poor bastard didn't get to bask in the glory. But, I still have some sort of random object within an arm's reach whenever I go to sleep. It's not a super bad neighborhood, so if it's a home invasion they'll typically just run off with the slightest moment of awareness or resistance. The adrenaline of holding a hatchet, with the night breeze surrounding my entire body was pretty exhilarating. Felt like a primal god, looked like a psychopath.
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Mar 27, 2023 23:33
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Lol if you don't have an array of objects potentially used for defense (and a mental inventory of them) scattered around the place. Never going to be an issue but if something super weird did happen, I'd prefer not to go digging around in my massively overcrowded utility closet for minutes. Like poo poo is never going to happen, and I'd never shoot someone in the back if they booked it (don't have a gun anyway, but you get the jist) but might as well have than not need. Bear spray and hatchet are beside my desk. Hockey stick and canoe paddle are at the door. That's all for convenience though really, gotta chop wood and protect from bears (not a good idea to use that one inside, maced myself enough already outside, check the loving wind direction) but it would be hilariously  to keep an intruder at bay by poking them with a really nice paddle until they went away.Again, none of this works if they have guns, so that's not really an issue. It's mostly just like meth psychosis crazies. Saw a guy beat the gently caress out of a porta potty recently while yelling at it, hands bloody as hell. Not sure what it did to piss him off. The Butcher fucked around with this message at 23:50 on Mar 27, 2023 |
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Mar 27, 2023 23:47
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My house is messy enough it basically counts as trapped.
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Mar 27, 2023 23:48
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The Butcher posted:Lol if you don't have an array of objects potentially used for defense (and a mental inventory of them) scattered around the place. Never going to be an issue but if something super weird did happen, I'd prefer not to go digging around in my massively overcrowded utility closet for minutes. If you're Canadian you're supposed to yell "NO! Intruder! NO! Not my kayak!! NO Intruder!" (Though, I'm pretty sure that was an American in that video) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU5cMZymSr0 But to get back to the point, sleep naked and free yoself It's how you absorb the Alphas and ketones, to make you a rugged, scary individual. Or, I'd just offer them a drink, or whatever, lol. blight rhino fucked around with this message at 00:23 on Mar 28, 2023 |
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Mar 28, 2023 00:21
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I have two loud dogs that go apeshit if someone comes within 100 feet of the house so I’ll have plenty of time to get dressed before the house is invaded.
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Mar 28, 2023 00:26
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butt rear end naked
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Mar 28, 2023 00:33
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:I have two loud dogs that go apeshit if someone comes within 100 feet of the house so I’ll have plenty of time to get dressed before the house is invaded. Are your dogs clothed?   blight rhino fucked around with this message at 00:51 on Mar 28, 2023 |
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Mar 28, 2023 00:45
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blight rhino posted:Are your dogs clothed? The dogs sleep buck-rear end naked.
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Mar 28, 2023 00:51
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:The dogs sleep buck-rear end naked. Lol, that's fair. You beat my edit. If it's good for a dog, it's good for a human Balls/Bits out and proud
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Mar 28, 2023 00:52
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:You ain't sleep bitch, you just stay awake ur whole life, you're just trying to act hard like you sleeping hard but you awake softly Once again, Swamp bro dropping truth on all y'all bitches. I sleep naked 'erry day yo!
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Mar 28, 2023 01:13
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, you loving with me sleeping buck rear end naked Bring a bucket and a mop cause I sleep buck rear end naked Give me everything you got cause I sleep buck rear end naked
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Mar 28, 2023 01:19
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wesleywillis posted:Ebeneezer Splooge. tonight you will be visited by the Ghost of Cumsmas Present
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Mar 28, 2023 02:29
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Mozi posted:tonight you will be visited by the Ghost of Cumsmas Present im GaaaAaaAaaaay! 
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Mar 28, 2023 06:39
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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:im GaaaAaaAaaaay! Spooky gay ghost, it's 2023, nobody gives a poo poo and will not get a fright when you whisper it in the night to them. It's just like "great dude, please be quiet, I gotta work tomorrow." Maybe go back to spooky clanking chains if you want to keep doing this nonsense. There's a hardcore conservative family at the end of the street if you can't come up with new material.
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Mar 28, 2023 07:21
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I used to but since moving to one of the closest places in the world to the antarctic it felt like I was competing in fear factor when I tried last winter.
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Mar 28, 2023 11:25
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I'm sleeping naked right now
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Mar 28, 2023 14:27
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Everyone's naked under their clothes, makes you think.
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Mar 28, 2023 15:44
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I sleep with a buck's rear end in bed
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Mar 28, 2023 15:52
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Once you go nude, you’re all right dude
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Mar 28, 2023 15:58
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Colonel Cancer posted:Everyone's naked under their clothes, makes you think. I'm not
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Mar 28, 2023 16:23
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I thought it was "butt naked" Butt rear end naked is a little redundant though
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Mar 28, 2023 17:15
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I have satin sheets and silk pajamas to minimize friction, allowing me to quickly slide out of bed feet-first and land with my feet in my slippers.
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Mar 28, 2023 17:33
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Buck Naked is a decent David Byrne song from his long hair days. Little too similar in theme to Totally Nude on the last Talking Heads album. I guess he had a nudist phase after hanging up the big suit.
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Mar 28, 2023 17:54
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Dixville posted:I thought it was "butt naked" Both are common.
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Mar 28, 2023 19:54
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:i need to wear boxers otherwise i get tangled up in my python like dong I find if I just wrap it around my waist a few times, then tuck the end into the coils, that eliminates the problem.
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Mar 31, 2023 22:20
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but then what happens if you wake up with morning wood?
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The spring-coil effect catapults me out of bed. An effective way of waking up!
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