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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Ass Quacks Like a Duck? Advice Please
 
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Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
FEEL FREE TO DISREGARD THIS POST

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.
Yeah so I just took a poo poo and it sounded like Donald Duck was speaking out my rear end in a top hat. Not sure what to do about this. Figured this would be the place to ask because its very concerning that it sounded like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AscBPV17pU

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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ￣ ³￣)づ♥(‘∀’●)
 :nws:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFoEltoYfCE

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Sounds like a check in the “pro” column op. Carry on.

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

 my farts sound like barking spiders

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satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

 Make sure you don't curse or you'll get demonetized!

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laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.

 Now find someone who farts like porky pig speaking and start doing shows

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

MrQwerty posted:

:nws:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFoEltoYfCE

Yup 100% this

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
she got quacks like a duck, duck, duck
honks like a what, what, what

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Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
definitely don't feed it bread op

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Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

numberoneposter posted:

my farts sound like barking spiders

Came here to say this

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Eat less beans

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Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

MrQwerty posted:

:nws:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFoEltoYfCE

I prefer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6WUwKRpLDc

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
U know u have boner. :mmmsmug:

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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
 run for office with your quacking rear end as your sole policy.

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