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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:People have thoughts all the time. What everyone's thoughts all of a sudden, overnight, became real. Wouldn't hell become a reality? Imagine everyone on earth being tortured for all eternity just because one of us thought it. thinkin bout those hells
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:People have thoughts all the time. What everyone's thoughts all of a sudden, overnight, became real. Wouldn't hell become a reality? Imagine everyone on earth being tortured for all eternity just because one of us thought it. have you not seen brexit?
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I regret to inform you I have zero desire to procreate
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OP, lots of goons post about having children these days, but very few seem to be keen to buy them accounts. Like a lot of parents, they just don't seem to feel like the poo poo they were into when they were kids is appropriate for their own. I think we need a child-friendly spinoff forum.
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Revins posted:I regret to inform you I have zero desire to procreate I like trying and failing
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Uhh
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Colonel Cancer posted:Thankfully goonishness is not a sexually transmitted trait. All we need to do is engineer the conditions to allow enough neglect and mental illness to occur and the forums will be brimming with new accounts! So anime? Dixville posted:Didn't they do anal Hollismason posted:Breeding is another term for having unprotected anal sex with a man. Breeders is a slur for straight people. hence while breeding is in the thread title I felt it best to not use it in the op least someone feel insulted Blurry Gray Thing posted:OP, lots of goons post about having children these days, but very few seem to be keen to buy them accounts. Like a lot of parents, they just don't seem to feel like the poo poo they were into when they were kids is appropriate for their own. Should goons be around children? what if the child likes the wrong pokemon game?
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I am not a breeder, nor do I ever intend to breed, OP. Sorry. My bloodline ends here with this account.
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Apr 7, 2023 03:06
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it's called a shower idiot
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:OP, lots of goons post about having children these days, but very few seem to be keen to buy them accounts. Like a lot of parents, they just don't seem to feel like the poo poo they were into when they were kids is appropriate for their own. I’m going to buy both my girls accounts at some point but not tell them which account is mine. It’ll be a fun bonding exercise after my unfortunate balloon accident.
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Apr 7, 2023 03:24
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Sorry but have we talked about that fuckin apostrophe
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Apr 7, 2023 03:41
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I wanna bang and gently caress rear end. In Vietnam some soldier kid probably had his life flash before his eyes the moment before a bullet made his head soup. And here I am talking about cranking, loving. It gives you perspective, a while world of bullshit can come out of my mouth and some kid is never gonna live to see twenty. Who gave me this gift? I don't know. I'm not about to ask. God gives, God takes.
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Apr 7, 2023 03:46
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Goons should be allowed to go extinct as nature intended.
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1000 years from now their gonna find cum encrusted keyboards in the ruins and say "Hey lets reintroduce this species to nature" and then the goons will be reborn.
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Apr 7, 2023 04:18
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My wife isn't a goon so our kid only gonna be half goon idk what you call that
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Apr 7, 2023 04:25
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i think this thread is just rediscovering work already pioneered by lowtax
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Apr 7, 2023 05:02
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make sex a start-up with a catchy name and corporate logo, and lie about it being "open-source" or whatever.
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fuckr
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:I think we need a child-friendly spinoff forum. Something Lawful.
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Nooner posted:My wife isn't a goon so our kid only gonna be half goon idk what you call that i'm sorry to tell you this but... your child is going to grow up to become a redditor
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If she starts drinking right now you might be able to downgrade it to 4channer
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Real talk though this is not a bad idea, Goon Personals. "SWM in early 50s, never married, obese and balding. I have crippling anxieties and lots of hangups about intimacy and commitment. I have a steady semiprofessional job, no serious criminal record, and own* my own home. I enjoy surfing the internet, TV, movies, travel, fishing, and bowling. Politically, you could call me a libertarian socialist. Seeking a fit, attractive lady friend (US citizens only) of similar political persuasion, preferably in her 20s or early 30s, with college degree and at least a semiprofessional career or other source of financial independence. I appreciate women with eclectic interests, but no major tats or piercings. Nonsmokers only, and no kids. Our pairing is more likely to succeed if you have a low expectation for physical pleasure from sexual activity."
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I was gonna Kramer into this thread with a dirty joke but after reading it I really just want a shower.
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In this case extinction is the best option.
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I'll eat the bamboo but im NOT loving the panda. That's what we are are doing right? Also is it like a paypal Venmo situation or
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Number_6 posted:Real talk though this is not a bad idea, Goon Personals. Misplaced asterisk, no asterisk explanation D- see me after class, not in a sexy way
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Bad Purchase posted:mods just waiting for a woman to slip up and post here, fingers quivering over the probe button 
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