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lil poopendorfer
Nov 13, 2014

by the sex ghost
I can’t share any salacious details but yes, I am sleeping with the former Democratic Presidential Candidte.



(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

have fun getting murdered in a parking lot like vince

Dr. Jerrold Coe
Feb 6, 2021

Is it me?
Very tacky of you to dish like this

Olga Gurlukovich
Nov 13, 2016

When I said that Hillary Clinton got schlonged by Obama, it meant got beaten badly. The media knows this. Often used word in politics!

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Get in line op

ELTON JOHN
Feb 17, 2014
i personally woulsnt have sex with hillary clinton, because of what she's done

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

ELTON JOHN posted:

i personally woulsnt have sex with hillary clinton, because of what she's done

Got you off 3 times already today?

War and Pieces
Apr 24, 2022

DID NOT VOTE FOR FETTERMAN

Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:

have fun getting murdered in a parking lot like vince

I'm safe I only had cybersex with her in Eve Online, now if you excuse me there seems to be some sort crowd assembling outside.

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

them baggy suit pants
and the flag pin with the stripes

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

quote:

On my way back from a passionate night of lovemaking with Hillary Clinton

Yes, Mr. President. We saw the flight logs.

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

well good thing it's not a school night

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
did you use the hot sauce

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

StashAugustine posted:

well good thing it's not a school night

it was neat for Ms. Clinton to be my First. I didn't know sex involved me getting hooked up to a plasma donation machine and also something about a needle in my neck but it was hot as hell

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
What country did you have to bomb for this experience OP?

War and Pieces posted:

I'm safe I only had cybersex with her in Eve Online, now if you excuse me there seems to be some sort crowd assembling outside.

lol

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
(japan voice) pantsuit

Vomik
Jul 29, 2003

This post is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan

Homeless Friend posted:

(japan voice) pantsuit

inherent vice josh brolin is my selected Japan voice for this one

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp
How were the holes?

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Vim Fuego posted:

How were the holes?

Just one hole. The autopsy report is quite clear that his gun discharged exactly once

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!
yuck!

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
was it her turn

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Private Cumshoe posted:

was it her turn

she pushes me onto her california king. i take off my jeans and reach for her pantsuit jacket, but she shushes me with an index finger to my pursed lips.

"let's go slow. i have a basket of...deplorables"

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp
Guess we're never gonna get the juicy deets from OP

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Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
wipe it? like with a cloth?

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