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I got a salad and they gave me a flat wooden fork. Imagine if you will a model airplane kit with those flat pop out pieces made from balsa wood, except instead it’s a fork. the fork is flat, and has a rough texture. the wood is flimsy, and any angled jab at food will snap it. placing the fork in your mouth feels truly awful. scraping any part of this forks surface against your teeth feels like you’re chewing sandpaper and is incredibly unpleasant. the flat unbent surface of the fork does not hold food, so it cannot be used as a shovel or spoon to scoop. it’s truly just the worst. thank you for reading and experiencing this with me byob.
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Apr 28, 2023 20:43
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I hate this fork
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Apr 28, 2023 20:44
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i used one of these recently too and the fork broke almost instantly lol |
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Apr 28, 2023 21:28
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i think i got one of those forks with a salad recently too. i concur with the horrid mouthfeel aspect. the salad also sucked. was overall a bad experience. life goes on though. |
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Apr 28, 2023 22:02
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ask for chop sticks OP
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Apr 28, 2023 22:02
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sous chef in the walk-in preparing for the caviar brunch by opening up a huge box of hospital cafeteria ice cream cups and carefully peeling off and setting aside the tiny flat wooden paddle spoons |
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Apr 28, 2023 23:18
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That's gotta make it difficult to laugh whilst eating the salad |
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Apr 28, 2023 23:35
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Areola Grande posted:ask for chop sticks OP pro move. Bamboo is super easy to grow: some people have a hell of a lot of trouble making it stop! |
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Apr 28, 2023 23:56
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this wouldnt have happened if you'd ordered tacos, or pizza, or a sandwich, or any other canonical byob food op
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Apr 29, 2023 01:22
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you have only yourself to blame
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Apr 29, 2023 01:22
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the good news is you can throw that wooden fork anywhere you want to and it wont be litter, it will be mulch
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Apr 29, 2023 01:23
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thank you for supporting the logging and timber industry in this great nation, however OP. just remember, you can't eat your salad with a spotted owl either
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Apr 29, 2023 01:27
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your wooden salad fork experience keeps a $50bn industry and 950,000 hard working americans gainfully employed. thank you for doing your bit.
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Apr 29, 2023 01:30
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lol |
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Apr 29, 2023 01:41
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that's a crouton, op |
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Apr 29, 2023 02:13
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I’m still feeling bad about the fork
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Apr 29, 2023 21:32
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thank you for your thoughts and prayers during this difficult time
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Apr 29, 2023 21:32
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Have you tried eating a wood salad with a fork made of lettuce?
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Apr 29, 2023 22:29
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thinking about forks and praying about forks maybe i will attain fork enlightenment
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Apr 29, 2023 22:36
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This era will be remembered as the "unholy abomination" phase of the development of plastic alternatives |
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Apr 30, 2023 00:22
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Eating plants out of my plant bowl with my plant fork while sipping liquid plant out of my plant cup through a plant straw Am I being health-conscious and eco-friendly, or is this the pilot episode for a Gilligan's Island reboot? You decide |
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Apr 30, 2023 00:26
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A professional chalkboard scratcher plays soothing music in the background as I scrape wood across my teeth and peel soggy paper off my lips |
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Apr 30, 2023 00:29
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In an unexpected play on the thread title, a salad considers whether to contribute to an open source git repository |
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Apr 30, 2023 06:48
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"paper straws were a huge success. let's trick them into using wood forks next" - a sea turtle supervillain |
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Apr 30, 2023 06:59
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vanisher posted:I hate this fork Counterpoint: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlpcXYkJa9I
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Apr 30, 2023 06:59
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cruft posted:pro move. Bamboo is super easy to grow: some people have a hell of a lot of trouble making it stop! Most disposable chopsticks are made of wood.
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Apr 30, 2023 07:01
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:this wouldnt have happened if you'd ordered tacos, or pizza, or a sandwich, or any other canonical byob food op What about a taco salad? Or a pizza salad? Or a taco pizza ranch Baja blasted torta salad, new from Taco Bell?
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Apr 30, 2023 07:02
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Escape From Noise posted:What about a taco salad? give me liberty or banh mi death 
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Apr 30, 2023 07:32
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would u rather have morning wood or morning plastic? makes u think about boners
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Apr 30, 2023 12:46
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Ey! OP! Who gives a fork???
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Apr 30, 2023 13:37
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the hoar forkman of the apocalypse
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May 1, 2023 03:50
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vanisher posted:the hoar forkman of the apocalypse  say it ain't so dear yob
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May 1, 2023 03:58
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Dr. Honked posted:would u rather have morning wood or morning plastic? makes u think about boners Like I need any prompting!
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May 2, 2023 04:48
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eating a salad with those huge wooden salad tossing/serving forks
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May 2, 2023 21:28
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google THIS posted:That's gotta make it difficult to laugh whilst eating the salad Lol
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May 2, 2023 22:47
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a whole rear end tree died for you to be miserable while consuming prepackaged produce of the earth it shared with other leafy plants just think about it. this is truly hellworld. |
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May 2, 2023 23:10
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A Bad King posted:a whole rear end tree died for you to be miserable while consuming prepackaged produce of the earth it shared with other leafy plants just think about it. this is truly hellworld. Lord knows the rear end Trees have it hard enough, what with the emerald rear end tree borer
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May 2, 2023 23:59
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you’re suppose to rub the fork against your tongue to correctly transfer the splinters into your mouth. now, with splinters set, each bite of salad will push on the splinters, triggering small points of umami a Japan taste
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May 3, 2023 03:29
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More like word salad fork, amirite?
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