The Metropolitan Museum of Fart

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Jars full of ancient Egyptian toots.

Lol. King Toot.

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# ? Apr 29, 2023 04:24

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# ? May 13, 2024 20:22

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Docent shakes head disapprovingly: "Please don't tap on the rear end!"

# ? Apr 29, 2023 06:32

Escape From Noise

Buttchocks posted:

Docent shakes head disapprovingly: "Please don't tap on the rear end!"

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# ? Apr 29, 2023 06:46

teemolover42069: by Fluffdaddy

archeologists wondering all these years why they had so many empty jars in their tombs with them

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# ? Apr 30, 2023 00:53

google THIS

As this wall painting signifies, the high priest used to dash into the pharaoh's chamber, rip one, and run back out in order to ensure a bountiful harvest. This is why the practice came to be known as crop dusting

# ? Apr 30, 2023 02:02

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

An exhibit of what people in the 40's thought farts would be like in the year 2000.

# ? Apr 30, 2023 02:13

Escape From Noise

The hall of video games

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# ? Apr 30, 2023 03:39

Escape From Noise

Just went to see The Shroud of Turdin

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# ? Apr 30, 2023 05:09

google THIS

Staring forlornly at a construction barrier wall with a sign that says "ButtTheShitmanFart Exhibit, opening ~~2021~~ ~~2022~~ ~~2023~~ 2024"

# ? Apr 30, 2023 05:24

Escape From Noise

google THIS posted:

Staring forlornly at a construction barrier wall with a sign that says "ButtTheShitmanFart Exhibit, opening ~~2021~~ ~~2022~~ ~~2023~~ 2024"

Goddamn

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# ? Apr 30, 2023 05:30

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

google THIS posted:

Staring forlornly at a construction barrier wall with a sign that says "ButtTheShitmanFart Exhibit, opening ~~2021~~ ~~2022~~ ~~2023~~ 2024"

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# ? Apr 30, 2023 05:39

Chill la Chill: Don't lose your gay

Ripping a really loud one and nearby tourists start taking pics thinking I�m part of the exhibit

Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan

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# ? Apr 30, 2023 14:50

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Crusade Farts: The Sacred Winds of the Byzantine Crossroads

# ? Apr 30, 2023 15:09

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Self-guided tour includes headphones and respirator.

# ? Apr 30, 2023 15:23

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

MMF commissions famous artist to add ring to museum entrance, correcting century-old construction error.

# ? Apr 30, 2023 15:40

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Inspired by the Cross: How a Diet High in Cruciferous Vegetables Shaped J.S. Bach's Pipe Organ Masterpieces

# ? Apr 30, 2023 16:37

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I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings
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Much like the Guggenheim family, the O'Farts parlayed a rich fortune made in WWII bean contracts into this breathtaking repository of culture. Now if you look to your left you'll see Sol DeWitt's 'Line Sharting no. 69'

# ? Apr 30, 2023 19:46

free Trapt CD: *~~*
I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings
*~~*

"'Mister' O'Fart?" Please, that's my father's name. Call me Declan

# ? Apr 30, 2023 19:48

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

Georgia O'Queeffe

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# ? Apr 30, 2023 20:08

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Dr. Honked posted:

Georgia O'Queeffe

lol

# ? Apr 30, 2023 20:43

Goons Are Gifts

I hope it has audio sample booths

# ? Apr 30, 2023 22:04

google THIS

*sniffs the air; scoffs, unimpressed*

Some of these artists must think their poo poo stinks

# ? May 1, 2023 20:14

alnilam

"I don't get it, my kid could make that"

_{ty manifisto}

# ? May 1, 2023 21:09

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

They said this is a traveling exhibit but it never seems to leave.

# ? May 2, 2023 01:07

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# ? May 13, 2024 20:22

google THIS

Next door at the Performing Farts Center, the audience sits in awkward silence. "I don't understand this chance music," I whisper to the person next to me, and that's when my stomach starts churning from the taco bar at the charity dinner that preceded the performance.

# ? May 4, 2023 04:38

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