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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > The world's WORST cop...
 
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Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
Vs the würst criminal. That is, a criminal that steals German sausage.

* # ? Apr 30, 2023 13:53
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Ass-penny

 so like, all of them?


thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

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* # ? Apr 30, 2023 15:49
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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
All Criminals Steal German Sausages doesn't really roll off the tongue

* # ? Apr 30, 2023 16:24
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Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

rear end-penny posted:

so like, all of them?

no, just as much as he can carry

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* # ? Apr 30, 2023 17:53
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google THIS

Prurient Squid posted:

Vs the würst criminal. That is, a criminal that steals German sausage.

rear end-penny posted:

so like, all of them?

Nosfereefer posted:

no, just as much as he can carry
* # ? Apr 30, 2023 18:03
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Ass-penny

Nosfereefer posted:

no, just as much as he can carry

:vince:

* # ? Apr 30, 2023 18:38
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Viginti Septem

Oculus Noctuae
Officer Ron Swagger

:dadjoke:

https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig! :)

* # ? Apr 30, 2023 18:56
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Goons Are Gifts

 The Wörst Cöp steals the würst wursts


* # ? Apr 30, 2023 22:34
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Goons Are Gifts

 A sausage stealing cop in German is called Polizeidienststellenoberkommissariatswurstgleichstellungsbeauftragtsekretariatswachmeisterkriminaldauderdienstwachmann

PoDiStObkowugleistsektwameist-KDD-WM in short

edit I just know that at least half of you are looking up right now whether or not this is a real thing, I can feel it


* # ? Apr 30, 2023 22:37
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Prurient Squid

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All criminals steal sausages? Or criminals steal all sausages?

* # ? May 1, 2023 11:43
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FutonForensic

 hot german thief: da. this is ein robbery. put all your belongings in mein rear end, schnell

hot hapless cop: oh no. the only possession i have is this big, extra large sausage.


* # ? May 1, 2023 15:40
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google THIS

 I never...(puts sunglasses on)...sausage a crime spree

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

* # ? May 1, 2023 15:40
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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
He's the worst cop this city's ever seen. They call him....Steel Sausages.

* # ? May 1, 2023 18:09
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Goons Are Gifts

FutonForensic posted:

hot german thief: da. this is ein robbery. put all your belongings in mein rear end, schnell

hot hapless cop: oh no. the only possession i have is this big, extra large sausage.
* # ? May 1, 2023 19:27
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baka of lathspell

FutonForensic posted:

hot german thief: da. this is ein robbery. put all your belongings in mein rear end, schnell

hot hapless cop: oh no. the only possession i have is this big, extra large sausage.


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* # ? May 2, 2023 01:58
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calhoun

Prurient Squid posted:

Vs the würst criminal. That is, a criminal that steals German sausage.

And you are the party.

* # ? May 2, 2023 02:02
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Abugadu

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.
*turns to partner* "Ok, we're gonna have to do a little of good-cop bad-cop over here."

*partner nods* *grabs ketchup bottle*

* # ? May 2, 2023 02:04
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free hubcaps

 Chief Inspector Kielbasa


ty Saoshyant!

* # ? May 2, 2023 11:37
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Prurient Squid

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Big dick cop small dick cop. It's like good cop bad cop, or maybe not?

* # ? May 2, 2023 11:38
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# ? May 4, 2024 10:43
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Ass-penny

google THIS posted:

I never...(puts sunglasses on)...sausage a crime spree

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

FutonForensic posted:

hot german thief: da. this is ein robbery. put all your belongings in mein rear end, schnell

hot hapless cop: oh no. the only possession i have is this big, extra large sausage.
* # ? May 5, 2023 03:41
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