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BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Gordone Lightsoutfoot

# ? May 2, 2023 17:24

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# ? May 3, 2024 23:34

DrankSinatra: Aug 25, 2011

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYuF99VTEdg

God, I love this song.

Every time I plan to see a musician lately, something happens and there's no show. Elvis Costello had a cancer scare. I planned to see Sturgill Simpson in May of 2020. I was going to see Gordon Lightfoot this summer. I think I need to stop making plans, just for the good of humanity.

# ? May 2, 2023 17:24

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

DrankSinatra posted:

God, I love this song.

Every time I plan to see a musician lately, something happens and there's no show. Elvis Costello had a cancer scare. I planned to see Sturgill Simpson in May of 2020. I was going to see Gordon Lightfoot this summer. I think I need to stop making plans, just for the good of humanity.

Have you considered seeing an artist who isn�t 80 years old

# ? May 2, 2023 17:25

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Zeniel posted:

Um I think Gordon Lightfoot was the boat

Best Of All Time

# ? May 2, 2023 17:36

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

DrankSinatra posted:

God, I love this song.

Every time I plan to see a musician lately, something happens and there's no show. Elvis Costello had a cancer scare. I planned to see Sturgill Simpson in May of 2020. I was going to see Gordon Lightfoot this summer. I think I need to stop making plans, just for the good of humanity.

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# ? May 2, 2023 17:49

Space Kablooey: May 6, 2009

# ? May 2, 2023 18:06

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ4iRvF81t4

This was always my favorite Gordon Lightfoot song. I don't care for his version tho

# ? May 2, 2023 18:56

kntfkr: Feb 11, 2019; GOOSE FUCKER

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bout a ghost in a posting well

# ? May 2, 2023 19:15

TITTIEKISSER69: Mar 19, 2005; SAVE THE BEES
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My sister in law was a neighbor of his decades ago, and she vaguely recalls asking him to write a song about a boat the year before Edmund Fitzgerald was released.

# ? May 2, 2023 19:34

Mulva: Sep 13, 2011; It's about time for my once per decade ban for being a consistently terrible poster.

Klyith posted:

unquestionably the greatest song ever written about being a horrible abusive piece of poo poo

(I like it too, it's on my playlist of depressing songs that cheer me up when I'm feeling bad)

It's amusing to think if he didn't beat the poo poo out of her and blow up his marriage that John Belushi might still be alive. World is a funny place sometimes.

# ? May 2, 2023 22:32

Nigmaetcetera: Nov 17, 2004; borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Fun fact: Gordon Lightfoot was, strangely, the inspiration for the famous French slapstick comedy character Monsieur Piedlourde.

# ? May 2, 2023 22:34

wesleywillis: Dec 30, 2016; SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Saw him live back in October. He was pretty energetic for an old dude.

Coincidentally, I made this song afew weeks ago.

wesleywillis posted:

Just call me Goatse Lightfoot.

He had opened up his rear end for the internet
And that gape was so big the goons were so impressed

Goat man, you better take care
cause your giant gaping rear end is makin everyone stare

Goat man, you better take care
cause your giant gaping rear end is makin everyone stare

Inside his rear end the moisture gleams like a diamond ring
Gaping rear end is what he does its his favorite thing

Goat man it seems like a game
When you spread your rear end wide and get that internet fame

Goat man it seems like a game
When you spread your rear end wide and get that internet fame

You have spread your rear end more than most men could take
Be careful where you sit it could be a big mistake

Goat man, you better take care
Cause your giant gaping rear end fell out of your underwear

Goat man, I think this is it
When you feel like you're gapin but you can't hold a poo poo

I can see him bendin over and he drops his jeans ;
He's a wide gapin' man if you know what I mean.

Goat man it seems like a game
When you spread your rear end wide and get that internet fame

Goat man, you better take care
cause your giant gaping rear end is makin everyone stare

Goat man, you better take care
cause your giant gaping rear end is makin everyone stare

Goat man, I think this is it
When you feel like you're gapin but you can't hold a poo poo

# ? May 2, 2023 22:48

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wesleywillis posted:

Coincidentally, I made this song afew weeks ago.

well it sucks so never try this again.

# ? May 2, 2023 23:00

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# ? May 4, 2023 19:14

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