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BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Kids: well known for respecting requests for personal space

# ? May 3, 2023 19:13

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 20:15

jokes: Dec 20, 2012; Uh... Kupo?

Uh, what kind of HORRIBLE person doesn't want to spend EVERY SINGLE SECOND with their PRECIOUS ANGEL?

I do not have kids, but if I did I would treasure every moment with them because that's what parenting is.

# ? May 3, 2023 19:16

Zybourne Clock: Oct 25, 2011; Poke me.

Locking myself in the toilet to avoid my kids instead of going out to buy cigarettes and never coming back

# ? May 3, 2023 19:20

Ralph Hurley: Aug 3, 2009

Like this OP

# ? May 3, 2023 19:33

Tarkus: Aug 27, 2000

Does a heroin addict 'enjoy' heroin? That's how I enjoy the Internet.

# ? May 3, 2023 19:39

Cousin Todd: Jul 3, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Konar posted:

I'd like to think we're all old enough to admit that needing a few minutes away from SO/kids/family doesn't like mean there is massive systemic problems that require SEVERING and intense self examination

It doesn't sound like anyone is admitting anything, just lying to avoid admitting that.

I can just tell my family I want to be alone for a while, because I'm not ashamed of wanting alone time?

I'll just tell my spouse that I want to be alone and get away from whatever is going on and, she just supports me, on account of the love and respect?

Lying about your feelings literally every second of the day sounds exhausting tbh.

# ? May 3, 2023 19:42

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

Tarkus posted:

Does a heroin addict 'enjoy' heroin? That's how I enjoy the Internet.

*Jacks patch cable into port grafted into arm*

*Nods off against arm cutting off all circulation*

# ? May 3, 2023 19:42

Jelly: Feb 11, 2004; Ask me about my STD collection!

Ralph Hurley posted:

Like this OP

Why's the kid in the green hat have the mouse? No one else has the mouse. Does his keysurfboard have additional features or is he just lovely at keysurfboarding and needs extra support?

# ? May 3, 2023 19:42

madmatt112: Jul 11, 2016; Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Jillian poo poo posted:

I watched a man have his head sawed off on the internet when I was 10 so I'll say it's been a mixed bag really

Holy poo poo me too, what a trip.

# ? May 3, 2023 19:44

Baxter: Sep 13, 2000

Less and less.

The problem with the Internet is that it�s a pretty accurate reflection of people, collectively.

# ? May 3, 2023 19:50

flubber nuts: Oct 5, 2005

madmatt112 posted:

Holy poo poo me too, what a trip.

nick berg gang represent, we out here

# ? May 3, 2023 19:53

jokes: Dec 20, 2012; Uh... Kupo?

madmatt112 posted:

Holy poo poo me too, what a trip.

I remember that one! The shock sites of the early 2000s internet really desensitized me to that stuff though so when I saw it was like �whoa� and just kept scrollin�

# ? May 3, 2023 19:53

Konar: Dec 14, 2006; by Fluffdaddy

Thankfully I never saw the guys getting their heads sawed off, at least that I can remember

One that still sticks me with is some War on Terror IR footage from an AC-130 or something (don't correct me, I know it's from COD), just turning silhouettes of people into paste mashed across the ground in an instant, really stuck with me

# ? May 3, 2023 20:15