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Kentucky Derby week has claimed the lives of 6 equestrian athletes already this week. And they still haven't run the Derby race. Pretty clear, as with all derbies, the last horse still standing wins!
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May 6, 2023 23:22
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if they're going to kill the horses anyway why don't we just have a good old fashioned Ben-Hur style chariot race? ok i read an article, it's like 'the horse suffered an ankle sprain so we killed it'. great sport Mozi fucked around with this message at 23:26 on May 6, 2023 |
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May 6, 2023 23:22
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Mozi posted:if they're going to kill the horses anyway why don't we just have a good old fashioned Ben-Hur style chariot race? Yes, the horse would not be able to recover* so they had to euthanize it. * Wouldn't be able to race again and would be a money pit for the rest of it's life.
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May 6, 2023 23:29
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Would have been a better sport if it was just one unarmed dude vs a horde of horses, probably less dead horses in fact.
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May 6, 2023 23:29
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Remember the HBO show with horses they canceled because they kept killing the horses? Maybe race an animal that doesn't die so drat easily.
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May 7, 2023 01:07
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The number of dead horses is 7 now.
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May 7, 2023 01:07
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Please pray for all the dead horses.
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May 7, 2023 01:12
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Just run the races without horses, make the jockeys run the track. e: and they have to still wear their outfits Wifi Toilet fucked around with this message at 01:17 on May 7, 2023 |
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May 7, 2023 01:15
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Wifi Toilet posted:Just run the races without horses, make the jockeys run the track. someone's got a fetish
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May 7, 2023 01:19
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I think if you own race horses and one gets injured and can't run anymore you should be legally required to support it for the rest of its life. Trust me those idiot fuckers can afford it.
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May 7, 2023 01:20
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They spent like a year trying to save Barbaro when he broke his leg and he died anyway. Horses are fragile.
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May 7, 2023 01:31
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at least we'll get some good horse meat from this
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May 7, 2023 02:53
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Alas poor Freckles
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May 7, 2023 02:57
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Mega64 posted:Remember the HBO show with horses they canceled because they kept killing the horses? Yeah, Luck. I gotta say Dustin Hoffman wasn't that convincing as a crime boss but it had some decent songs in it.
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May 7, 2023 03:07
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Shinjobi posted:Alas poor Freckles freckles 1-7 thought of a sprained ankle and died
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May 7, 2023 03:17
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May 7, 2023 03:38
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Wifi Toilet posted:Just run the races without horses, make the jockeys run the track. That's problematic though too because the jockeys are all little people and people will get offended still at making them do sports for amusement. Even though it would be amusing to have a 400 meter dash with little people.
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May 7, 2023 03:52
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Funny hats should be a dress requirement at the derby
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May 7, 2023 04:04
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All horses should be killed, along with all cats and dogs, and new cities should be built from their bones
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