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So I was just reading my Facebook messages for the first time in a super long time, like last year or more. I noticed that there is a place for message requests from non friends. Did everyone already know this? I had no idea! So anyway there's one section for posts that aren't spam and one for spam. The one for spam is full of messages that I never got. Behold! The first one ever: So yeah i haven't read more yet but this is extremely interesting to me. I'm almost afraid to see what kind of creeps post on my messages when they aren't friends with me. At the same time, it could be hilarious. What do, goons? Should I keep reading the messages? There are probably at least a hundred of them based on how long i had to scroll. I'm scared of what i might find. Can you attach images? There's probably dick pics if so.
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May 7, 2023 23:04
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is face book like that thing from evil dead? ive always wanted one of those things.
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May 7, 2023 23:10
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Keep reading, some of those messages might be critically important.
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May 7, 2023 23:16
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Facebook is the repository for all my fun pictures from my 10-20 years ago
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May 7, 2023 23:18
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Smugworth posted:Facebook is the repository for all my fun pictures from my 10-20 years ago pro tip you can get them to email you a rar of all your pics and posts i did it before i closed my account
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May 7, 2023 23:21
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all of the people who could be considered sentient were banned from facebook years ago, op
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May 7, 2023 23:27
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BigBadSteve posted:Keep reading, some of those messages might be critically important. Ok I did 
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May 7, 2023 23:29
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olives black posted:all of the people who could be considered sentient were banned from facebook years ago, op Probably true
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May 7, 2023 23:29
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you accidentally posted this image to imgur's public gallery, op.
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May 7, 2023 23:29
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skim through in case you find the next rick (from nudeweb)
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May 7, 2023 23:30
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Please forgive the lovely cropping I am posting on my phone and I'm outdoors so it's hard to see the changes in color from message to background. Just for those ocd among us.
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May 7, 2023 23:31
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:you accidentally posted this image to imgur's public gallery, op. It wasn't an accident. It doesn't identify me, I cropped identifying stuff out. I am curious how many other people had no idea this existed and have random messages they never read. So I'm spreading it around a little.
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May 7, 2023 23:32
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:pro tip you can get them to email you a rar of all your pics and posts poo poo I wish my wife would have done this before she got hacked out of her account She's very upset
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May 7, 2023 23:33
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It looks like what happened is these were group messages and everyone else that was part of the group messages has long since left the group probably at an appropriate time. I just stayed on forever apparently.
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May 7, 2023 23:34
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Dixville posted:It looks like what happened is these were group messages and everyone else that was part of the group messages has long since left the group probably at an appropriate time. I just stayed on forever apparently. they've all ascended to the metaverse
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May 7, 2023 23:37
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 This is probably something I didn't go to. I used to flake out a lot before I got on psych meds. I still do sometimes. I have anxiety about social situations like a true goon. Also I haven't thought about Mr. Gatti's in ages. Are they still around? Weren't they a big chain or was it more local?
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May 7, 2023 23:40
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 holy poo poo thanks so much for telling me about this, Dixville.
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May 7, 2023 23:41
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 I didn't go to this as far as I remember, I even had torn pajamas to wear (I had short hair at the time so it fit) but I chickened out at the last minute. This was my freshman year of undergrad. Edit - why is this coming up as webp? I are not good with computer and I might have had an edible earlier so if someone can figure out how to embed it pls help kthnx Dixville fucked around with this message at 23:50 on May 7, 2023 |
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May 7, 2023 23:46
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Lol imgur is downvoting my images, they must think it's boring. Well I think it's interesting!! I seriously just wonder how many people are as stupid as me and had no idea about this feature of Facebook, possibly missing things that would have mattered at the time.
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May 7, 2023 23:56
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Dixville posted:
don't we have a high/drunkposting thread already
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May 8, 2023 00:01
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I think I figured out what I did I just have to go back and edit my post. Anyway here's another one:  Wonder if this person was mad at me for not bringing a 2 liter. I wonder if I ever added them as a friend whoever they are. I guess it would just turn in to a regular message in that case? I don't know how that works.
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May 8, 2023 00:06
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olives black posted:don't we have a high/drunkposting thread already It's every thread nowadays op sorry to break this horrible news
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May 8, 2023 00:07
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Ok I didn't figure it out and I'm gonna take a break for now. Or possibly read and screencap more messages. The world is my oyster
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May 8, 2023 00:11
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Oh poo poo. I just realized I can reply to these messages. But I'm thinking the people that sent them may have deleted their account, therefore leaving their identity as "Facebook user." I'm going to try replying to the first one... Fake edit - it just says couldn't send, oh well. So I guess all these messages are only people and organizations who deleted their Facebook? I'm not entirely sure.
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May 8, 2023 00:20
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Ok the rest of it wasn't super interesting though I might post the nostalgic ones I found just for fun. Most of it is actual spam and creepy people including one guy I talked to on some dating app and apparently he looked up my Facebook and tried to contact me after I stopped replying. He has since unsent the messages. Wonder what it said...Hopefully no death threats  Also one has a bunch of people in it and they posted their addresses. Probably none of them still live there, otherwise I might have sent someone I haven't talked to in a long time a card or something.
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May 8, 2023 00:56
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Seems a mystery is afoot
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May 8, 2023 01:02
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Check your walls for strange messages op
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May 8, 2023 02:57
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Here's some more I thought were mildly interesting I can't figure out how-to embed because it's doing the .webp thing so you'll have to go to imgur (I'm so sorry) https://imgur.io/gallery/aqsVWkG
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Those are Mark Zuckerberg's personal messages Def keep reading
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