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We all want to be the next Weird Al, but it's hard to just write a masterpiece like "Spam" or "Eat It" all in one go. Sometimes you have a great idea for a parody couple lines or a verse of a famous song, but you get stuck trying to go any further than that. That's what this thread is for, to dump out the parody lyrics that are causing you intense psychic pain, with the hope that getting them out into the world and getting some fresh eyes and ears on them might inspire others to collaborate and maybe create the greatest parody song of all time! e: please post your lyrics with Artist - Title [Year] above them. TIA! Larry Cum Free fucked around with this message at 17:46 on May 8, 2023 |
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May 8, 2023 17:34
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I'll go first: Bryan Adams - Heaven [1984] Baby you're all that I want When you're puking next to my balls that's all I've got so far
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May 8, 2023 17:35
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Sleep with your fly open Gripping your penis tight
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May 8, 2023 17:37
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And the men who hold high places Must be the ones who start To mold a new reality Closer to the fart
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May 8, 2023 17:39
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Jillian poo poo posted:Sleep with your fly open  that's great! Try to keep the format of clearly identifying the title, artist and year of the song for readability  Masturbation is really funny and a rich vein for parody. I don't have anything to contribute on that song, but I did have a little bit rattling around on a similar theme for: Dr. Dre -The Next Episode [1999] Hold up, heyyy If you thinking that our penises soft We self-playyyy We gon' whack it 'til our wieners fall off
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May 8, 2023 17:41
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Nooner posted:And the men who hold high places initial thoughts - "closer" and "to" rhyme with "grosser" and "poo", maybe there's something there? Also, please see my earlier post about formatting.
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May 8, 2023 17:44
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All my ideas were co-oped by Wierd Al sorry thread he beat me to it
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May 8, 2023 18:00
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lol I just looked at the billboard hot 100 looking for a song parody idea all this poo poo is disposable trash music is loving dead lmao
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May 8, 2023 18:05
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I wrote a parody song when I was a kid. I still think the chorus is okay which goes: Take me down to the Parasite City Where the girls are green and the grass is pretty Oh won't you please take me down In the ground But the only verse I can remember is pretty bad: Oh those fleas as they say They can smell a dog from a mile away And when they do they hit the track And if the dog stays there they feast on its back
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May 8, 2023 18:06
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A used, mint snow globe I bought it on EBay
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May 8, 2023 18:06
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Jelly posted:I wrote a parody song when I was a kid. I still think the chorus is okay which goes: This is just you hearing the lyrics wrong in the car.
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May 8, 2023 18:08
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Can I reuse dumb ones I’ve done for other threads?
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May 8, 2023 18:14
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Your rear end is like a tidal wave, water left repelled, Drownin' me in your raspberry, better left unsmelled, You're the right kind of ripper to release my inner miasma, The invincible gurgler and you know you may have shat plasma: You're a fart breaker, Cheek quaker, gas maker, Did you mess around your pants? As sung by Fwap Benatar aka Poot Benatar (1979)
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May 8, 2023 18:15
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Oh say can you see How lovely this country happens to be I think I went off the path already
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May 8, 2023 18:18
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In an office on a wheeled chair I ride I'm wanted from 9 until 5
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May 8, 2023 18:28
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I've asked several times for people to use the formatting convention. I've added it to the OP. It's not that hard...please do it.
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May 8, 2023 19:06
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I will try to find my place in the Diarrhea of Jane So tell me how it should be
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May 8, 2023 19:28
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I have asked several times for people to use the formatting guidelines and no one has done so. This workshop is closed forever. Enjoy writing parody songs in hell, idiots.
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