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teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Klyith posted:

You were drunk or high at Costco?

Look, let ye who is without sin for a sick rear end pretzel…

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Planet X
Dec 10, 2003

GOOD MORNING
Yes absolutely. Nearly every time when I lived in California. Had the good green back in those days!

Be riding back home with a FAT bag of that dried mango, I tell you what

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

gonna need a bottle of jack to buy the pepper cannon

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





This dumb loving shirt. What a stupid time that whole Charlie Sheen stuff was

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...





$40 as a smoke shop across the street.

blitzfire
Nov 15, 2004
Don't bite it baby, just nibble
$50 of IHOP DoorDash'd to my place at 5am. This was not the first time, either.

MagpieConcept
Feb 6, 2022

The button from this famous video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GoQv9dxRtw

I left it with an ex roommate. I hope it still nuts after all these years.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

sigher posted:



$40 as a smoke shop across the street.

lol

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop
More alcohol and drugs.

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

sigher posted:



$40 as a smoke shop across the street.

So is this sandalwood or patchouli scented?

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost

Haverchuck posted:

Not me but theres definitely forums stories about people waking up to the fire dept. breaking their door down because they left a pizza in the oven drunk

I left a pot of pinto beans on the stove and was passed out in my bedroom, waking up to banging on my front door and flashy lights everywhere. couple firefighters came inside, and I turned off the burner. they had to follow the path through my living room to make it to the kitchen. (luckily, wasn't hoarder trash everywhere. just... STUFF, was a bad time for this ol' feller)

burnt up beans smell bad, and ruin the pot.

there also have been at least a few times that I woke up next to a fully greased frying pan in my bed. Things are a lot better(ish) now.

I bought 3 of the duck-nanas from the Aliexpress thread (but I got them from Amazon), and have given them as gifts to people.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B094R1LSXJ

my young 20 year old nephew is into costumes and poo poo, so I've bought these to take some pictures with
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07W3TPWGD
Just to make him laugh.

I bought a 8'x6' blanket with my giant loving face on both sides to give to my sister as a birthday present. they still use it.

I bought about $80 dollars worth of different straws before I found one I like. They're metal, with an angle at the top, and a rubber tip.
these : https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07DXL8HPN

with all my issues, I normally make surprisingly reasonable purchase.
(besides like $100 in doordash because I don't want to cook for like 3 days)

also, i have 23 years of amazon purchases to go through, lol

Got this about 8 years ago
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0055FSMCS/
Popover pan, because I was going to make Popovers all the loving time.
i have never made popovers

blight rhino fucked around with this message at 01:04 on Jun 3, 2023

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WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Okay I did something similar a few years back, I was given a KitchenAid for christmas, I got really high one night and had an order of every single KitchenAid accessory known to loving man. I couldn't the ice cream and poo poo. Probably $800? I mean on the low end??

Yeah ive used like 3 of those things. And the rest are sitting in a box in a shipping container in a lot

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