the best pillow to rest your head on is a pair of human tits

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Gutcruncher: Apr 16, 2005; Go home and be a family man!

What about instead of human tits, it�s a large anime titty mousepad?

# ? Jun 30, 2023 00:31

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# ? May 7, 2024 17:44

wesleywillis: Dec 30, 2016; SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

I like titties and kitties.

# ? Jun 30, 2023 00:34

Bad Purchase: Jun 17, 2019

i�m collecting all these small and misfit titties everyone is leaving behind, i�m like scrooge mcduck diving headlong into a veritable dragon�s hoard of butter-supple nipply gold

# ? Jun 30, 2023 01:01

bossy lady: Jul 9, 1983

Bad Purchase posted:

i�m collecting all these small and misfit titties everyone is leaving behind, i�m like scrooge mcduck diving headlong into a veritable dragon�s hoard of butter-supple nipply gold

"Island of Misfit Tits"

# ? Jun 30, 2023 01:11

nice obelisk idiot: May 18, 2023; funerary linens looking like dishrags

Ok great start but hear me out. Add a layer of luxurious deep pile chest hair to the tits for proper cervical spine support

# ? Jun 30, 2023 01:19

blight rhino: Feb 11, 2014; EXQUISITE ~~LURKER~~ RHINO; Nap Ghost

I was talking to an addiction counselor years ago.

Was definitely overweight. And I was like "maybe I have Gynecomastia..?" "No. You're just fat."

RUDE! (but true, and he was a big ol' dude himself, so I couldn't really say anything)

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

i freaking love big tits

I do, as well. I don't think that makes us freaks, or weirdos.
I will die on this loving hill.
(especially if I have to climb it)

blight rhino fucked around with this message at 02:12 on Jun 30, 2023

# ? Jun 30, 2023 02:08

Grey Cat: Jun 3, 2023; Doing stuff and things

Other than being pretty uncomfortable after a minute on the pillow end, boobers are great.

# ? Jun 30, 2023 02:34

PokeJoe: Aug 24, 2004; hail cgatan

I'm a weirdo freak who likes big tits. I'm sorry :negative:

# ? Jun 30, 2023 03:19

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?