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MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

its 2:30 am did you do it? she's worried about you

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Shadow0
Jun 16, 2008


If to live in this style is to be eccentric, it must be confessed that there is something good in eccentricity.

Grimey Drawer
I sent her a text

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

Shadow0 posted:

I sent her a text

she gave birth to you and all you can do is text

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
jokes on you i just went upstairs

checkmate :c00lbert:

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

did she schootch the vodka bottles away and give you a hug? moms <3

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

i havent posted in years but this feels tax free and i like it

thin blue whine
Feb 21, 2004
PLEASE SEE POLICY


Soiled Meat
let's be honest with ourselves on if our moms right now would rather hear from us or get a good night's sleep? i know which one i'd choose.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020
Mom doesn't believe in mom's day as it's a corporate invention. On the other hand she still believes in receiving flowers on that day.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Ill call your mom you binch

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

She dead yo.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


My mom would have a full on heart attack if I called her out of the blue at night OP.

Dumbfire Rocketman
Jul 30, 2009

a drunk european baby
is putting u in ur place

She's dead OP

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



my mom is dead OP

Shadow0
Jun 16, 2008


If to live in this style is to be eccentric, it must be confessed that there is something good in eccentricity.

Grimey Drawer

MOOBS! posted:

she gave birth to you and all you can do is text

My texts are of the highest quality and are highly coveted I assure you.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
The less you call your mom the more she appreciates it when you do

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME
dead mom thread

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME
people w/ dead moms freaking love to talk about it on mothers day. anyone else notice this?

Konar
Dec 14, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

people w/ dead moms freaking love to talk about it on mothers day. anyone else notice this?

my friends fiance does every 5k within an hour of driving and conveniently found a mom based 5k to do to honor her dead mom

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

people w/ dead moms freaking love to talk about it on mothers day. anyone else notice this?

Me patiently waiting for dead dad day

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


MOOBS! posted:

she gave birth to you and all you can do is text

Giving birth isn't special.

All your mom did was gently caress your dad and not abort you.

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Smugworth posted:

Me patiently waiting for dead dad day

Veteran's Day isn't until November though

ohnobugs
Feb 22, 2003


SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


ElectricSheep posted:

Veteran's Day isn't until November though

Memorial day is in 2 weeks though!

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
I texted her the next day as she was out of range driving across state lines

Also May 14? No one can remember that. Pick a better date.

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Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
Didn’t call her but today I texted her my blood pressure was back to normal after having been spiked since covid

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