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Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep
     
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Borax Dumpster
     
Dares Box Trump

Three Olives posted:

I have a Breville Combi Wave 3, does that contribute?



dude are those pots properly glazed on the bottom? otherwise you risk scratching the poo poo out of your microwave. i suggest you get some coasters, bamboo if you can find it

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Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
What's with the mouse and keyboard setup in front of the old GPS

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I love it when OP posts

Gang gang

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Put your $2 in the microwave and turn it on HIGH.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

dude are those pots properly glazed on the bottom? otherwise you risk scratching the poo poo out of your microwave.

Dear god!

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
Tell your boss that you identify as a microwave, and find the sign extremely offensive.

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

I don't own a microwave, OP. Why would a human need one?

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

My first clue was the claim that you have a job.

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost
Taint reaped again

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Flowers for QAnon posted:

Hey pencil hands, I’ll Venmo you $10 if you microwave a turd and it doesn’t turn neon blue

Is that really what happens?

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

brb gonna check

e: OH MY GOD

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

pencilhands is a spinstet alt if she decided to be a troll

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Didn’t you make this thread before op?

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Buy unlimited access and then warm up stuff for coworkers for just $1 a pop

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
How much could a microwave cost, ten dollars?

Bright Bart
Apr 27, 2020

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

steinrokkan posted:

Buy unlimited access and then warm up stuff for coworkers for just $1 a pop

You're thinking small scale. Set it to the maximum time you can for two dollars and then charge three dollars to desperate hungry coworkers for heating up their items. You'll make bank!

This sucks though and I imagine the money it brings in is worth the hit to morale.

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

How much could a microwave cost, ten dollars?

Yeah the joke is that rich people don't know what anything costs in either direction. Like expecting to pay ten dollars for a banana but then tossing some one dollars bills down to pitch in for a wedding gift.

Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 14:06 on May 19, 2023

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

pencilhands is destroying this once wholesome community

Larry Cum Free
Jun 3, 2022

move it or lose it dillweed
The last time my boss pulled something like this I beat the crap out of him and I only agreed to let him come back to work if he did so wearing a big baby bonnet and sucking on a pacifier for the next week. Now we’re best friends :mad:

Mechanical Pencil
Feb 19, 2013

by vyelkin

:captainpop:

Incitatus
Dec 16, 2005

The Meat Man was out of wings, Mr. William Ash More!:argh:
Just pay the $2 and microwave something for 500 hours.

Mechanical Pencil
Feb 19, 2013

by vyelkin
E: oops,DP

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Didn’t you make this thread before op?

He did with the same title and everything but it was about not coming to work during a blizzard or something

he even had the same "what the gently caress is this" in his OP iirc

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!
Oh yeah

Gath
Sep 23, 2009
How do you know its from reddit? Only reddit posters would know.:bahgawd:

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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Devils Affricate posted:

What's with the mouse and keyboard setup in front of the old GPS

if you have to ask, you can't afford it

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