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It will be nice to see my grandma again. I miss her.
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if i die before i wake, at least in heaven i can skate
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May 22, 2023 17:39
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I hope we get to live in a nice suburb in heaven, away from those folks.
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May 22, 2023 17:41
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Hate to tell you but Gam Gam is in hell for illegal copying of cross stitch patterns with her criminal friends in the old folks home
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May 22, 2023 17:42
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I miss your grandma too op
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May 22, 2023 17:43
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as soon i get in there i'm gonna go loving hog wild. all sin, all the time. I'm gonna crash my cloud-car right into some angels.
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May 22, 2023 17:43
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May 22, 2023 17:43
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this will be nice
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May 22, 2023 17:43
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All the cats in my life that I’ve loved and lost come running up to greet me 
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May 22, 2023 17:47
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Oh man, the director's cut of Event Horizon's available at Heaven's media store. And it's only 9.99!
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May 22, 2023 17:48
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You Are A Elf posted:All the cats in my life that I’ve loved and lost come running up to greet me Cats go to hell or purgatory depending on the cat Dogs go to heaven or purgatory Sorry I don't make the rules
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May 22, 2023 17:48
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Look, just because there was a movie about that with a singing alligator doesn’t make it true.
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May 22, 2023 17:51
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You Are A Elf posted:All the cats in my life that I’ve loved and lost come running up to greet me
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May 22, 2023 17:56
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You Are A Elf posted:All the cats in my life that I’ve loved and lost come running up to greet me
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May 22, 2023 18:03
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I can't wait to endlessly push a boulder up a hill, only stopping to flex at angels and admire my gainz
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May 22, 2023 18:07
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Colonel Cancer posted:I can't wait to endlessly push a boulder up a hill, only stopping to flex at angels and admire my gainz Hades showed me this will actually be a pretty chill experience and you'll be in a good mood most of the time
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May 22, 2023 18:08
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Pretty messed up if you live to grama/grampa age you then stuck like that for eternity in heaven.
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May 22, 2023 18:13
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I wonder if my grandma in heaven will remember the last decade of her life after the stroke left her incapacitated and with severe short-term memory issues.
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May 22, 2023 18:14
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I'm going to gently caress all the girls that I blew my chances with by doing something incredibly dumb/comical.
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May 22, 2023 18:24
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May 22, 2023 18:25
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jesus what a dick
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May 22, 2023 18:27
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all the cool sex stuff is in hell so i'll see you there op
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May 22, 2023 18:34
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Do you think heaven imports clothing from the same sweatshops we use or do you have to stay naked all the time?
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May 22, 2023 18:36
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Accepting Jesus into my heart at 8 years old, as a total reactionary method to the rest of bible camp finding out I wasn't baptized, is paying off in loving spades Now, where da orgy at? Its about time to get my gently caress on
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May 22, 2023 18:37
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Wait we gotta sit on this loving cloud with all these losers and mormons get a whole planet, each?!? God, I want to convert! Moroni help me
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May 22, 2023 18:38
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Heaven rules because you get to go there and be validated when u realize like 0% of Republican Christians made it in due to being cartoonishly evil.
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May 22, 2023 18:47
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Heaven rules because you get to go there and be validated when u realize like 0% of Republican Christians made it in due to being cartoonishly evil.  although if i'm in Heaven, there are obviously some sort of technicalities involved. Tbh I don't even care about getting in, standing at the gates and laughing at the people outside who tried to argue that the Eye of a Needle was actually a loving gate would be reward enough.
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May 22, 2023 18:52
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I had too much sex while alive so I’ll probably just relax a bit
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They say in heaven, love comes first That’s why they got, a bowl of unwrapped starburst 
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