"doing" dishes

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EorayMel: WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

I see a dozen forks in the sink. A few bowls. Maybe a glass. I turn on ( :heysexy:

) the hot water, no gloves needed. I pick up one of the dirty forks used for last night's salad and I turn my head away, clear my throat, and say "hey baby you is a fine looking utensil with them engravings and giant prongs. What say you swing by my place later?" before giving it a good, hard, cleansing wipe with my new brush.

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# ? May 23, 2023 03:19

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# ? May 7, 2024 06:31

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EorayMel posted:

"hey baby you is a fine looking utensil with them engravings and giant prongs. What say you swing by my plate later?"

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? May 23, 2023 03:49

calhoun

keep it clean

# ? May 23, 2023 14:05

google THIS

Sensually scrubbing a mixing bowl in a circular motion while Unchained Melody plays

# ? May 23, 2023 14:26

google THIS

A word to the thick bowl sistas, I want to get with ya
I won't scratch or chip ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna (uh)
'Til the break of Dawn^�

# ? May 23, 2023 14:29

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

calhoun posted:

keep it clean

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# ? May 23, 2023 14:39

free Trapt CD: *~~*
I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings
*~~*

well honey you know i'd love to, but we're fresh out of candles and rose petals.

# ? May 23, 2023 17:34

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

ooooohh youre a dirty black skillet aren't you. all oiled up and filthy, covered in all that meat. Yeow! hot little thing too. You burn me up baby. Oh no soap? you like it raw? just a little salt and hot water? gently caress yeah whatever you like baby now I see why daddy liked you so much. Oh oil you up when i'm done so you're ready for next time? you just cant get enough can you?

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ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? May 26, 2023 02:53

Ass-penny

"and so you're asking me
'who does the dishes after the revolution' well
I do my own dishes now, I'll do my own dishes then
you know it's always the ones who don't who ask that loving question"

# ? May 26, 2023 03:21