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So there was this tree with a hole in it that looked like a pussy. Naturally, I stuck my dick in there to see if it felt like a pussy. It didn't, but we're beyond that now because inside the hole lived a little pixie man and he got spooked and flew right up my cock. I thought about pulling him out, but he's really wedged in there and that would almost certainly tear him apart. I could conceivably shoot him out in a big cum, but I think the cranking would smoosh him. I think I'll drink like ten or twelve beers and try to piss him out, but I'm hesitant because he might drown. Suggestions? edit: here is the tree in question 
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May 24, 2023 19:25
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Here's a suggestion: 
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May 24, 2023 19:26
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Peggy Edson posted:Here's a suggestion: If the pixie dies, he curses all of humanity with covid-23 so keep that in mind bub
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May 24, 2023 19:27
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Find someone to suck him out op
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May 24, 2023 19:32
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What did the pixie say when you asked him what to do about this pickle you both find yourselves in?
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May 24, 2023 19:32
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I LOVE BIG TREE TIDDIES 
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May 24, 2023 19:35
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Larry Cum Free posted:What did the pixie say when you asked him what to do about this pickle you both find yourselves in? First he said pull me out, and then when I gave him a little tug he screamed "don't pull. DON'T PULL" just like that time Lenny got the spring in his eye on the simpsons. Now all he does is threaten to doom all humanity.
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May 24, 2023 19:39
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Find someone to suck him out op Excellent idea. PM me bb 
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May 24, 2023 19:40
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isn't there a song about lonely cowboys loving the ground?
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May 24, 2023 19:50
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Put pixie sticks powder in your dick hole. I know it might be cliche but they really do love that poo poo.
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May 24, 2023 21:03
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dixie
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May 24, 2023 21:23
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:isn't there a song about lonely cowboys loving the ground? there is a rather renowned poem to that effect A cowboy is a lonesome man There's none more lonesome in the land He rides atop his only friend His horse, a companion on whom he can depend His woman may be miles behind him Sadness and desperation may find him But a cowboy who's wise will turn to the earth To lend him solace and even mirth The earth from which all beauty springs Such bounty forth she always brings He'll dig a hole with cracked, scorched hands Pour in all the water that hole demands Until that earth is moist, just right The earth'll never put up any kind of a fight His cries of joy no one will hear In case I am not being clear I'm saying that cowboy is going to gently caress a hole in the ground We all do it, that's what I have found Any cowboy that knows that lonesome hell Can fashion a land virginny well If a cowboy's seed worked like other seeds There'd be cowboys growing across the plains like weeds
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May 24, 2023 21:35
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can you push him deeper down instead towards the balls
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May 24, 2023 22:17
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I hear there’s a demand for pixie dust, so maybe grind him up and make some of that.
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May 24, 2023 22:21
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Parsley posted:can you push him deeper down instead towards the balls Pee is stored in the balls so he’d drown
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May 24, 2023 22:23
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fairy torture guy rereg
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May 24, 2023 22:23
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Jillian poo poo posted:If the pixie dies, he curses all of humanity with covid-23 so keep that in mind bub OP, I'm an expert in pixies and dryads, and you're lying to make a 'you' problem sound like an 'us' problem. The fae are cruel but fair. They punish the transgressor and the transgressor's family, not just everyone, everywhere. Sometimes they'll punish the transgressor's kingdom, but only if the transgressor is royalty. Humanity will be fine, and even this forum is only in danger if we make you a mod.
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May 24, 2023 22:25
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Jillian poo poo posted:Pee is stored in the balls so he’d drown
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May 24, 2023 22:27
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ive heard about this happening before. yeah turns out the only way to get the pixie out is to find a different tree pussy to gently caress. whoever lives inside should be able to get their pixie friend out... but god help you if they get stuck too.
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May 24, 2023 22:29
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May 24, 2023 22:37
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It’s like someone got started on a burl and couldn’t be arsed to finish. In that granny pussy. 
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May 24, 2023 22:52
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ko7uZqz7TfM
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May 24, 2023 22:53
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Jillian poo poo posted:If the pixie dies, he curses all of humanity with covid-23 so keep that in mind bub Covid 23 might be the good one, I'd gamble on this
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May 24, 2023 22:55
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this you op?  https://i.imgur.com/G822y.gif
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May 24, 2023 23:39
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bossy lady posted:this you op? looks like someone knows how to cast Magic Mouth
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May 24, 2023 23:42
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How did u get this
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May 24, 2023 23:43
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Stretch open your dickhole like WAY WIDE and let him out.
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May 25, 2023 00:16
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Jillian poo poo posted:Excellent idea. PM me bb Well I’m not going to do it but if you live near a farm see if you can rent some time on a milking machine. I’ve heard good things.
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May 25, 2023 00:42
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Chinatown posted:I LOVE BIG TREE TIDDIES   I like to pretend this is the same woman in both. and this is her "Thing"
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May 25, 2023 01:37
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That is one fuckable tree
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Kirk's tree
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