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Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Set posted:

An 80's classic!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tdyU_gW6WE

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TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



SidneyIsTheKiller posted:

Also fellatio implies Morgan Freeman is giving her a blowjob, which doesn't make sense unless Miss Daisy is trans, and having this dual punchline of "Morgan Freeman is giving oral sex to Jessica Tandy (who's trans btw)" just makes things too complicated IMO.

But the idea is good though!

I looked it up and apparently there is a verb form for cunnilingus, cunnilingueing

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

SidneyIsTheKiller posted:

Also fellatio implies Morgan Freeman is giving her a blowjob, which doesn't make sense unless Miss Daisy is trans, and having this dual punchline of "Morgan Freeman is giving oral sex to Jessica Tandy (who's trans btw)" just makes things too complicated IMO.

But the idea is good though!

Ruby Gloom posted:

"Muff Diving Miss Daisy"

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Edmund Sparkler posted:

Sometimes reality is stranger than fiction.



Also loving :lmao:

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
I think you can twist your head on the parsing and make it like

"Who is this"

It's "fellating miss daisy"

Duct Tape Engineer
Feb 16, 2005

Look at you, hacker: a pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?

Kirk Vikernes posted:

Try reading a dictionary sometime.

Well poo poo, you got me.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Mad I passed on this one now

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


Edmund Sparkler posted:

Sometimes reality is stranger than fiction.



:five:

Budzilla
Oct 14, 2007

We can all learn from our past mistakes.

Can someone do one for Blow?

Mr. Sunshine
May 15, 2008

This is a scrunt that has been in space too long and become a Lunt (Long Scrunt)

Fun Shoe

Budzilla posted:

Can someone do one for Blow?

Hell, I'll do it for free!

Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021

Budzilla posted:

Can someone do one for Blow?

If you have to ask, big man, you can't afford it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0CW39q0TrY

Big L
Oct 30, 2005

Fedora Emelianenko

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



hello happy 4th of july

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Ruby Gloom posted:

"Muff Diving Miss Daisy"

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

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TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.




I saw this a bunch of times before realizing he doesn't have giant balls hanging down in front of him

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