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Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

R.L. Stine posted:

rubbing my face against some raw chicken left out in the sun and pretending im going to town on Marjorie Taylor Greene

She seems more like a "landing strip" type of gal

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Tea Party Crasher
Sep 3, 2012

Poohs Packin posted:

She seems more like a "landing strip" type of gal

All far right women shave bald down there in order to resemble children as much as possible for their husbands

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

https://www.wikifeet.com/Marjorie_Taylor_Greene

e;fb

BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 01:50 on May 27, 2023

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug
Someone in the trump lol thread called Marge “CrossFit Tantric Sex Gorilla” and now that’s all I can think of her as.

SweetMercifulCrap!
Jan 28, 2012
Lipstick Apathy
AOC: 8.6M Instagram followers
MTG: 336K Instagram followers

I think it’s clear who has the sexier feet

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.

SweetMercifulCrap! posted:

AOC: 8.6M Instagram followers
MTG: 336K Instagram followers

I think it’s clear who has the sexier feet

https://www.wikifeet.com/Alexandria_Ocasio-Cortez

:swoon:

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
I think this thread is hitting that tipping point of "ironically posting about" to "unironically posting about". Always fascinating to see happen in realtime.

Tea Party Crasher
Sep 3, 2012

syntaxfunction posted:

I think this thread is hitting that tipping point of "ironically posting about" to "unironically posting about". Always fascinating to see happen in realtime.

I was having the same thought seeing the high concentration of "jokes" about her feet

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
There's nothing "ironic" about ordering a custom Marjorie Taylor Greene body pillow to practice my sonic booms. Don't gatekeep.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





A disheveled goon runs up to MTG out of breath and screaming wildly,

“I DEMAND YOU TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF…”

*wheeze*

“…SO I CAN EXAMINE YOUR FEET…”

*wheeze*

“… AND YOUR PUBIC HAIR!!”

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
I would politely ask as I am a gentleman

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!

Sophy Wackles posted:

A disheveled goon runs up to MTG out of breath and screaming wildly,

“I DEMAND YOU TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF…”

*wheeze*

“…SO I CAN EXAMINE YOUR FEET…”

*wheeze*

“… AND YOUR PUBIC HAIR!!”

*takes a deep breath from an inhaler*

NOW!!

covidstomper58
Nov 8, 2020

Tea Party Crasher posted:

All far right women shave bald down there in order to resemble children as much as possible for their husbands

Disturbing if true. What if they are left wing and wax?

Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021

covidstomper58 posted:

Disturbing if true. What if they are left wing and wax?

The left goes full squatch down there. You need a map and flashlight to find the old man and his canoe...

covidstomper58
Nov 8, 2020

Harry_Potato posted:

The left goes full squatch down there. You need a map and flashlight to find the old man and his canoe...

This is not accurate information from what I have observed.

WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug
Remember when a reporter asked MTG if she had the covid vaccination and she was like :byodood: YOU JUST VIOLATED MY HIPPA RIGHTS :byodood:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

syntaxfunction posted:

I think this thread is hitting that tipping point of "ironically posting about" to "unironically posting about". Always fascinating to see happen in realtime.

This thread is one wild post away from being this weekend’s drama bomb :f5:

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

What if Marge was an actual ninja turtle, is there anyone who knows how to draw

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


Maybe op is attracted to her "power" rather than her appearance, much like the UK was attracted to Queen Elizabeth or Margaret thatcher

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost
OP if you're attracted to MTG than you should check out Friday Night Magic

phobo
Aug 7, 2008
She looks like she was designed by Junji Ito. Like one day she will trip and fall and it will turn out she was a bunch of fish wrapped in pantyhose this whole time.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R83y0HXwVR4

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
Marginalized Trailer Garbage

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




mods, can we get a decorum rule in here? for each mean thing anyone says about the woman, they also have to say one thing they genuinely admire about her

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!
I admire her ability to maintain a better sex life than myself.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Bad Purchase posted:

mods, can we get a decorum rule in here? for each mean thing anyone says about the woman, they also have to say one thing they genuinely admire about her

let's do the next roast thread about this guy

Tea Party Crasher
Sep 3, 2012

Bad Purchase posted:

mods, can we get a decorum rule in here? for each mean thing anyone says about the woman, they also have to say one thing they genuinely admire about her

The mean things that post people about her make me laugh, does that count?

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!
She is a lot better at terrible exercise form than I am.

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Marginalized Trailer Garbage

Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021
All porn not prominently featuring MTG's feet, street fighter cosplay or Hunters hog to be banned in amendment completely unrelated to the debit ceiling.

Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021

Bad Purchase posted:

mods, can we get a decorum rule in here? for each mean thing anyone says about the woman, they also have to say one thing they genuinely admire about her

Her ability to do CrossFit greatly exceeds my own.

Tea Party Crasher
Sep 3, 2012

Harry_Potato posted:

All porn not prominently featuring MTG's feet, street fighter cosplay or Hunters hog to be banned in amendment completely unrelated to the debit ceiling.



At first blush this is a dumbass idea, but if you're a draconian goblin it's actually genius because this could easily double the amount of incarcerated people in America if they produce distribute or consume pornography. Think of all the slave cheap labor you can get by exploiting people over the crime of being horny

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

She uses pictures of herself shooting hogs from a helicopter with a machine gun as campaign photos. She's wearing shoes though. Boots I think. Timberlands?

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

No way would Timbaland let her borrow his boots

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



This but Boebert (who is also a bad person).

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

syntaxfunction posted:

I think this thread is hitting that tipping point of "ironically posting about" to "unironically posting about". Always fascinating to see happen in realtime.

Yeah this thread is getting weird so it's time for a digital dirt nap

Great work all around folks!

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