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BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

do you think it’s possible to buy bedbugs online for research purposes?

I would like to have some as pets

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lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

BONGHITZ posted:

do you think it’s possible to buy bedbugs online for research purposes?

I would like to have some as pets

used mattress on facebook marketplace

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
You want to smoke them.

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

BONGHITZ posted:

do you think it’s possible to buy bedbugs online for research purposes?

I would like to have some as pets

there used to be a website that sold genital crab eggs in various grades, including medicine-resistant, but I don't know if it was legit or satirical or some sort of law enforcement honeypot

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment
try the dark web op

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

lumpentroll posted:

used mattress on facebook marketplace

old wicker furniture too

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.
Of course you can. Though the companies say they won't ship them unless you're licensed in some way, so you'll have to work on that first. You can even get a subscription to bed bugs!



They're pretty expensive.

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

any free furniture on craigslist or nextdoor will have bedbugs

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

remember when people used to send each other envelopes full of glitter as a prank well i think we just spotted a new trend

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Brett Stevens columns are free on the WWW OP.

Gravid Topiary
Feb 16, 2012

a cardboard mailer filled with nothing but styrofoam packing peanuts and live madagascar hissing cockroaches

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007
just remembered this housing rights hero
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cbm2poSi_BI

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Stevie Lee posted:

just remembered this housing rights hero
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cbm2poSi_BI

lol and also lol at the candor of the news lady and bureaucrat guy

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china
there's probably a bedbug exchange somewhere on the dark web, doubt they deliver direct

War and Pieces
Apr 24, 2022

DID NOT VOTE FOR FETTERMAN
I can get bedbugs from work, how much are you paying?

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

I’m willing to pay 10 cents per insect

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.

Fleetwood posted:

there's probably a bedbug exchange somewhere on the dark web, doubt they deliver direct

What, like you go sleep over at someone’s house?

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

putting some guinea worm eggs into someone's drink would be a good prank

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

BONGHITZ posted:

I’m willing to pay 10 cents per insect

You want a hard working industrial strength bed bug, or some lazy lay-about dime-store loser bug?

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
Some people think $8.50 a bug is too much, but these babies'll suck O blood, A blood, AB blood, almost every blood type.

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china

Quotey posted:

What, like you go sleep over at someone’s house?

underground bedbug ranches

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Fleetwood posted:

underground bedbug ranches

bedbug mill for sickly purebreds

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

RESCUE your bedbugs people, don't pay for them from unknown places

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Can you buy bedbug milk online?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Dont buy the bedbugs, get mosquitos instead for that clean blood suck

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

if you like your bedbugs,. you can keep them

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

you didn't suck that!

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Weka posted:

Can you buy bedbug milk online?

yeah but it comes pasteurized so why bother

UKJeff
May 17, 2023

by vyelkin
I cleared a bad bedbug infestation myself and it’s still one of my proudest achievements in life

This stuff is like mana from the heavens:

guidoanselmi
Feb 6, 2008

I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

I'm sure Bret Stephens' honorarium isn't too much

ELTON JOHN
Feb 17, 2014
dont pay for animals op

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

BONGHITZ posted:

do you think it’s possible to buy bedbugs online for research purposes?

I would like to have some as pets

Yes, my friend who trains dogs got them to train her animals to sniff them out in hotels for money. They have to be fed tho so you need to press up their container to your skin and she got a nasty reaction on her rear end.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

the circle of life

Human
Jun 9, 2004


REAL HUMAN. SAFE TO APPROACH.
just get a mattress off the street for free bed bugs, no money required

81023
Aug 10, 2023

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ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Concerning.

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