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nut posted:love the poems cruft, may i please have one about trying to do armpit fart sounds as an adult but the hair dampening them to the point of futility and then you're kinda looking out the window wondering what changed My hand smells all gross now That trick didn't work. Kid, puberty hits like An endocrine jerk. |
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treasure bear posted:bumpe When you poke someone's ribs with a bendy steel stick It's traditional to say "touché". But if OP won't update the thread fast enough, Then instead you should call out "bumpé". |
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Jun 5, 2023 16:01
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cruft posted:When you poke someone's ribs with a bendy steel stick |
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i wasnt trying to rush you lol, i just didn't want it to disappear onto page 2 
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Squirrels2Nuts posted:clown jugglin syringes And now, for my next trick! Please stay in your seat: I'll juggle these balls and syringe! But if I should mess up, they'll hit my huge feet! Please pray that it doesn't stick inj! cruft fucked around with this message at 16:07 on Jun 5, 2023 |
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Squirrels2Nuts posted:moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo, moo moo moo Squirrels2Nuts wrote a seventeen-syllable sequence of words Calling this horrible uninspirational crap a "haiku" is like dining on turds |
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cruft posted:moo moo moo, moo moo moo how did you gently caress up the unalienable sequence of a haiku while trying to own me? i did it perfect. 5/7/5. included the nature. bruh AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA |
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treasure bear posted:little cow navigates the corporate environment A bovine exec named Black Beaut Went out for a new business suit. "I can get on the pants if I wriggle and dance, but this bra leaves two teats hanging oot!" |
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Jun 5, 2023 16:32
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thankyou
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Jun 5, 2023 16:34
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Squirrels2Nuts posted:how did you gently caress up the unalienable sequence of a haiku while trying to own me? Wasn't intending to burn you. Was intending to burn the notion of "joke haiku", which are neither haiku, nor funny. An actual haiku is a a nature poem with a turn word in the second line. There aren't actually restrictions about syllabic count. What you wrote is more like a Senryu. I recommend reading this essay about joke haiku to learn more! cruft fucked around with this message at 16:41 on Jun 5, 2023 |
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cruft posted:Wasn't intending to burn you. Was intending to burn the notion of "joke haiku", which are neither haiku, nor funny. In poem form: I'm sorry, my friend. I didn't intend for that poem to read like a diss. Instead, my sole aim was to point out that lame "joke haiku" are insulting: read this! |
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dine on my turds bitxh. this is an unconventional take on haikus. so gently caress off accordionly the rules dont apply when you are being a jerk AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA |
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Jun 5, 2023 16:43
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lol we cool cruft
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Jun 5, 2023 16:44
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i will'nt read things
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Squirrels2Nuts posted:lol we cool cruft it was deffo your turn to go land a sick burn so don't have a concern: for that burn, you did earn! |
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love you cruft
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cruft posted:My hand smells all gross now
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