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 Other than that they make you a disgusting reprobate, of course.
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Have you heard of these Groupons? It's basically a way for you to say "Sure! I have a problem, but maybe it'll get better if I...spread it around a little!" It's like inviting all of your friends out for dinner and then giving them all chlamydia!
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thanks to the honey app, whenever i'm about to make an online purchase i'm reminded i have the honey app installed |
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Jun 2, 2023 03:50
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like wdym i need a little piece of paper or a code..just give it to me...jerk
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wish they would loving coupoff already. bitch
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“i want a thing but i don’t want to pay full price for it” yeah we have a word for that already it’s called stealing and you don’t need a tiny piece of paper for that either
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teemolover42069 posted:like wdym i need a little piece of paper or a code..just give it to me...jerk watho posted:wish they would loving coupoff already. bitch
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*extremely wealthy person in a limousine has their driver draw up next to another limousine, rolls down the window, and says in a very upper crusty voice:* "pardon me, but do you have any gray coupon?" *similarly extremely wealthy person in the other vehicle chuckles uproariously* "my good sir or madam, we are staggeringly rich, we don't need coupons!" *bends down for a moment then straightens up carrying a wad of paper scraps* "but here are a bunch of them anyway! just think what would happen if a commoner got their grubby little hands on these, eh?" *both rich people nearly poo poo themselves with dry tittering*
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Jun 2, 2023 11:39
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sitting on my couch trembling holding a pillow up to my face screaming with terror as i’m watching a daytime episode of extreme couponing
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Jun 2, 2023 11:42
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watho posted:sitting on my couch trembling holding a pillow up to my face screaming with terror as i’m watching a daytime episode of extreme couponing
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Jun 2, 2023 11:43
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watho posted:sitting on my couch trembling holding a pillow up to my face screaming with terror as i’m watching a daytime episode of extreme couponing motherfuckers got 700 bottles of apple juice on discount and somehow that paid their rent i just dont get it ---------------- |
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Jun 2, 2023 21:12
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Deals save money like this but Coupons save money like this. |
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Buttchocks posted:Deals save money like this but Coupons save money like this. Sounds risky 
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Jun 3, 2023 01:04
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teemolover42069 posted:motherfuckers got 700 bottles of apple juice on discount and somehow that paid their rent i just dont get it this poo poo got me scromiting i’m so loving scared and confused
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Jun 3, 2023 10:55
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watho posted:this poo poo got me scromiting i’m so loving scared and confused Lmfao scromiting Wtf haha
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Jun 3, 2023 13:42
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Deallace: Cracking good cheese, Scromit! On sale! Scromit:  Deallace: That's just grand! |
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Jun 3, 2023 14:41
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Why are they called coupONS when they take money OFF?
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Jun 3, 2023 14:59
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google THIS posted:Deallace: Cracking good cheese, Scromit! On sale!
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This coup.... .....is on. |
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I felt a powerful need to depict Deallace and Scromit on a typical shopping trip     
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getting the old five-finger discount *carefully brandishing three dazzling coupons in between my individual fingers like Wolverine claws, maybe cool Wolverine claw noises*
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It's called the five-finger discount because that's how many minutes you count to before the cashier is finally done scanning in the mound of coupons you handed them just to buy a Mounds bar.
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INT. JEWEL-OSCO PHARMACY AISLE CA. 1996 OLD MAN "Why thank you very much robot! I will take another coupon!" SMARTSOURCE COUPON MACHINE BEEPS AND FEEDS A COUPON OLD MAN "Hot dog!" FADE TO BLACK |
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Shania Twain posted:INT. JEWEL-OSCO PHARMACY AISLE CA. 1996 lol
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Q-pon
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