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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

MEIN RAVEN posted:

Thought this was a post about trying to snag the first post on a new page. But you know, only for Americans

you are real bad at everything, huh?

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MEIN RAVEN
Oct 7, 2008

Gutentag Mein Raven

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

you are real bad at everything, huh?

Shut up dad

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

MEIN RAVEN posted:

Shut up dad

:wink:

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

Do you think he liked Five Finger Death Punch or Avenged Sevenfold more

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Dandywalken posted:

Do you think he liked Five Finger Death Punch or Avenged Sevenfold more

I like pantera beter https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYfljBCpmE4

Extra row of tits
Oct 31, 2020
Pantera sounds like an autistic kid falling down stairs in a suit of armor.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

He sucked poo poo and prob should have died before he could be a legal serial killer

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


I heard this movie was chud porn and I'm not really that into the genre to begin with but I'm definitely not going to watch the chud porn one

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Extra row of tits posted:

Pantera sounds like an autistic kid falling down stairs in a suit of armor.

Pantera started as glam rock. 100% true.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
who the gently caress wants to watch a movie about a sniper you lay down in the same spot for 12 hours pissing yourself take one shot and loving miss

WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug

Robo Reagan posted:

who the gently caress wants to watch a movie about a sniper you lay down in the same spot for 12 hours pissing yourself take one shot and loving miss

enough about my sex life

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

Extra row of tits posted:

He wildly over inflated his “score” but thats not what makes him a tool, it’s all the embarrassingly obvious nonsense he vomited out which was always immediately proven to be a lie. It was like he was a 10 year old trying to impress the new kid at school.

“I was at a party with all my sniper friends, and Howard Stern was there, and he was talking poo poo about the marines and I totally punched him and he fell over and everyone cheered”

“These two guys tried to rob me, they both had guns, but I drew my pistol and shot them both dead before they could react. Then I went home and the cops never arrested me”

Funny how it turns out that weirdos who lie about being elite army ranger snipers with over 100 confirmed kills whose hands have to be registered as lethal weapons are apparently actually similar in personality to real elite snipers.

Or maybe that kid I met in 7th grade really was an elite sniper :shrug:

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Biohazard posted:

I thought I read that it was more that there was this culture of inflating their kill numbers amongst all these guys, so the whole thing of "most kills" was kind of nonsense to begin with. I could be wrong though. I mean if that's the case, not to be all :911: but the dude still did his service in a horrific loving situation and was murdered due the same negligence and corrupt system that sent him off to war, so I dunno if I'd call him a tool.

Regardless, a better story on the subject of war is Where Men Win Glory by Jon Krakauer, about Pat Tillman. I bought it because I liked Krakauer's work, but went in skeptical because I just didn't want to read some pro-war propaganda piece. It turned out to be a really hosed up story about a super interesting person. Dude was a lot smarter and interesting than you might think some "meathead" from the NFL would be, and communicated huge concerns that his possible death could be used as propaganda, which of loving course it was, until it came out that he was killed by friendly fire, a fact that was hidden to his entire family.

I haven't seen it but Tillman was probably intentionally murdered for saying things like the invasion of iraq was illegal.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pat_Tillman#Aftermath_and_legacy

"Army doctors told the investigators that Tillman's wounds suggested murder because "the medical evidence did not match-up with the scenario as described.""

"Tillman had been killed by friendly fire, shot three times in the head at less than 10 yards away"

"members of Tillman's unit burned his body armor and uniform in an apparent attempt to hide the fact that he was killed by friendly fire. His notebook, in which, according to author Jon Krakauer, Tillman had recorded some of his thoughts on Afghanistan, was also burned; "a blatant violation of protocol""

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Extra row of tits posted:

He wildly over inflated his “score” but thats not what makes him a tool, it’s all the embarrassingly obvious nonsense he vomited out which was always immediately proven to be a lie. It was like he was a 10 year old trying to impress the new kid at school.

“I was at a party with all my sniper friends, and Howard Stern was there, and he was talking poo poo about the marines and I totally punched him and he fell over and everyone cheered”

“These two guys tried to rob me, they both had guns, but I drew my pistol and shot them both dead before they could react. Then I went home and the cops never arrested me”

That second scenario was one he definitely said so I assume the first one is too lmao?

Also this dude got sued by jesse ventura (and lost!) because he was slandering him I'm reasonably sure


Weka posted:

I haven't seen it but Tillman was probably intentionally murdered for saying things like the invasion of iraq was illegal.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pat_Tillman#Aftermath_and_legacy

"Army doctors told the investigators that Tillman's wounds suggested murder because "the medical evidence did not match-up with the scenario as described.""

"Tillman had been killed by friendly fire, shot three times in the head at less than 10 yards away"

"members of Tillman's unit burned his body armor and uniform in an apparent attempt to hide the fact that he was killed by friendly fire. His notebook, in which, according to author Jon Krakauer, Tillman had recorded some of his thoughts on Afghanistan, was also burned; "a blatant violation of protocol""

I actually kinda feel bad for tillman, got suckered into the military on a wave of paranoid patriotic hysteria, identified it as bullshit sooner rather than later and got got for his trouble. What a waste

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Kinda like Catch Me If You Can pathological lying.

Also the US Government killed Michael Hastings. Hacked his cars ECU and accelerated him into a palm tree.

THE BAR
Oct 20, 2011

You know what might look better on your nose?

Valko posted:

Pantera started as glam rock. 100% true.

Power Metal was their best album.

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Milo and POTUS posted:

That second scenario was one he definitely said so I assume the first one is too lmao?

Also this dude got sued by jesse ventura (and lost!) because he was slandering him I'm reasonably sure

I actually kinda feel bad for tillman, got suckered into the military on a wave of paranoid patriotic hysteria, identified it as bullshit sooner rather than later and got got for his trouble. What a waste

It's tolerating that sort of thing that gets armies down the path to performing a coup. Hanging everyone remotely connected to the 'accident' IMO is just good security.

Extra row of tits
Oct 31, 2020

Milo and POTUS posted:

That second scenario was one he definitely said so I assume the first one is too lmao?

Also this dude got sued by jesse ventura (and lost!) because he was slandering him I'm reasonably sure

I actually kinda feel bad for tillman, got suckered into the military on a wave of paranoid patriotic hysteria, identified it as bullshit sooner rather than later and got got for his trouble. What a waste

Yeah I meant Jessie Ventura… I don’t have any idea how or why I wrote Howard Stern..

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 10 hours!
the part where he american snipes that baby doll's head into dust and plaster... that there's cinema :clint:

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Colon Power
Mar 1, 2005

WELCOME TO BEEF MOUNTAIN
Would love to go shooting with Chris Kyle one day

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