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Been like 7 months straight of playing basketball every Saturday, any of you clowns wanna get hosed on? I'm 6'3'' 220 and I play with my elbows OUT. Can also hang rim so if you give me a month instead of hitting so many skyhooks and 3's the basket be wet like a p*ssy, you can also get dunked on.
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Jun 12, 2023 11:18
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This reads like a craigslist personals ad.
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Jun 12, 2023 11:49
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i'm good thanks
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Jun 12, 2023 11:50
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winners don't do drugs op
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Jun 12, 2023 13:53
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Buschmaki posted:Been like 7 months straight of playing every Saturday, any of you clowns wanna get hosed? I'm 6'3'' 220 and OUT. Can also rim and be wet like a p*ssy.
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Jun 12, 2023 14:07
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I have just been informed that white men CANNOT, in fact, jump.
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Jun 12, 2023 15:03
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I would but I'm short
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Jun 12, 2023 15:19
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Eurostep past this thread like I’m Rondo
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Jun 12, 2023 15:51
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No thanks.
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Jun 12, 2023 15:55
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let's loving ball, kid
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Jun 12, 2023 16:06
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Looking forward to all the white guys tossing the ball out of bounds trying to do their best Jokic impressions for the next 5 years, just like how every short king decided they were gonna become steph and launch it from 30 feet everytime they touch the ball the moment they get it.
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Jun 12, 2023 16:08
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not interested in being cooked op
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Jun 12, 2023 16:08
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Can I pump up my Reebok Pumps or will that be too much of an advantage?
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Jun 12, 2023 16:12
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Wee posted:Can I pump up my Reebok Pumps or will that be too much of an advantage? I dont wanna comment on pumping you because of the joker who perverted my OP. But just know the only pumping there'll be is all the pump fakes letting me bust fadeaways right in your face.
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Jun 12, 2023 16:17
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Which park do you play at?
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Jun 12, 2023 16:33
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BossTweed posted:Which park do you play at? The Y, meet me there
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Jun 12, 2023 16:37
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Dont do it
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Jun 12, 2023 16:40
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Buschmaki posted:I wanna pump you pervert. But just know the only pumping there'll be is letting me bust right in your face.
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Jun 12, 2023 16:41
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Buschmaki posted:The Y, meet me there Sorry, I only have a membership at the JCC.
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Jun 12, 2023 16:46
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He'll yeah brother. Been wanting a session but wife's missing 2 things: balls. She's out of town until Sunday. Come over and find my unlocked front door. You force-feed me that dick. I bruise easily, see for yourself. I love the smell of cinnamon and cum. Not into games or drama.
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Jun 12, 2023 16:55
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Buschmaki posted:Been like 7 months straight of playing basketball every Saturday, any of you clowns wanna get hosed on? I'm 6'3'' 220 and I play with my elbows OUT. Can also hang rim so if you give me a month instead of hitting so many skyhooks and 3's the basket be wet like a p*ssy, you can also get dunked on. After can we kick your model trains around like monsters and JO?
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Jun 12, 2023 17:55
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I just hope the Cooked Hoops University of Balling has grind friendly architecture
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Jun 12, 2023 18:00
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There should be a league for only small-handed basketball enthusiasts
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Jun 12, 2023 18:05
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i cant play b-ball OP im old and fat now
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Jun 12, 2023 18:24
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Is yelling "Brick!" allowed in the rules
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Jun 12, 2023 18:36
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deep dish peat moss posted:Is yelling "Brick!" allowed in the rules Yes, but you aren't allowed to call someone a "brick house" anymore.
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Jun 12, 2023 18:39
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deep dish peat moss posted:Is yelling "Brick!" allowed in the rules When I defend you you'll be all bricked up
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Jun 12, 2023 18:42
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im ben simmons so no i would not like to play
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Jun 12, 2023 18:45
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i would op but my city has an ordinance against burning trash right now
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Jun 12, 2023 19:02
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Incitatus posted:i would op but my city has an ordinance against burning trash right now Dam
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Jun 12, 2023 22:22
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I’m in but the court has to be a few hundred feet from playgrounds and/or schools
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Jun 12, 2023 22:51
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im not gay!!!!!!!!
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Jun 12, 2023 22:55
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Henry Lee Mucus posted:I’m in but the court has to be a few hundred feet from playgrounds and/or schools
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Jun 12, 2023 22:56
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I just want to stick my head through that moist hoop.
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Jun 13, 2023 00:15
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That ain't the clacking of the keys you hear It's the clacking of your knees as I cross you up, fool! KUROKONOBASUKET-the ball bounces straight up into my groin and rolls out. ...gg i got next.
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Jun 13, 2023 00:22
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i can perform a... layup, if you will
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Jun 13, 2023 00:25
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I’m 5’9 but I rebound like Dennis Rodman on methamphetamine.
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Jun 13, 2023 00:40
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I’m two foot high OP, so there’s no way you can reach down far enough to get the ball off me without throwing your back out. You may believe you’re a giraffe on the court but that just means you’re a big spindly horse who’s about to think of butterflies and get hosed.
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