ik contest (ADMIN APPROVED)

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ItohRespectArmy: Sep 11, 2019; Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

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Fortaleza: Feb 21, 2008

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paul_soccer12: Jan 5, 2020; by Fluffdaddy

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Lpzie: Nov 20, 2006

22 Michael Jordans number

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raisin kane: Dec 26, 2019

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F Stop Fitzgerald: Dec 12, 2010

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Atoramos: Aug 31, 2003; Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!

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croup coughfield: Apr 8, 2020; Can't post for 99 days!

Atoramos posted:

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not a regular, denied

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CODChimera: Jan 29, 2009

96, roughly the amount of Bradleys left in ukraine

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Malleum: Aug 16, 2014; Am I the one at fault? What about me is wrong?; Buglord

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dads friend steve: Dec 24, 2004

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Chewbecca: Feb 13, 2005; Just chillin' : )

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Gravid Topiary: Feb 16, 2012

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Bear Retrieval Unit: Nov 5, 2009; Mudslide Experiment

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Dixon Chisholm: Jan 2, 2020

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Ringo Roadagain: Mar 27, 2010

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tokin opposition: Apr 8, 2021; The dialectical struggle of history has always, essentially, been a question of how to apply justice to matter. Take away matter and what remains is justice.

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Buck Wildman: Mar 30, 2010; I am Metango, Galactic Governor

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Buck Wildman has issued a correction as of 23:37 on Jun 12, 2023

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redneck nazgul: Apr 25, 2013

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Boat Stuck: Apr 20, 2021; I tried to sneak through the canal, man! Can't make it, can't make it, the ship's stuck! Outta my way son! BOAT STUCK! BOAT STUCK!

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smarxist: Jul 26, 2018; by Fluffdaddy

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Woke Mind Virus: Aug 22, 2005

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Jon Pod Van Damm: Apr 6, 2009; THE POSSESSION OF WEALTH IS IN AND OF ITSELF A SIGN OF POOR VIRTUE. AS SUCH:
1 NEVER TRUST ANY RICH PERSON.
2 NEVER HIRE ANY RICH PERSON.
BY RULE 1, IT IS APPROPRIATE TO PRESUME THAT ALL DEGREES AND CREDENTIALS HELD BY A WEALTHY PERSON ARE FRAUDULENT. THIS JUSTIFIES RULE 2--RULE 1 NEEDS NO JUSTIFIC

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Homeless Friend: Jul 16, 2007

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Red Baron: Mar 9, 2007; ty slumfrog

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Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

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Colin Mockery: Jun 24, 2007; Rawr

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err: Apr 11, 2005; I carry my own weight no matter how heavy this shit gets...

Did I guess right? This could be my big break in here, I fuckin need this

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Pepe Silvia Browne: Jan 1, 2007

who win

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NeonPunk: Dec 21, 2020

I definitely know I didn't won. No buttons showing for me

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croup coughfield: Apr 8, 2020; Can't post for 99 days!

the ik contest is over

congrats to our new forum-wide ik: F Stop Fitzgerald

condolences to the loser now and forever, err

vyelkin please press all necessary buttons to implement this new regime immediately. f stop, please run the new contest no later than 7/14. err, please use this time to get better at choosing numbers.

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