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sigher posted:Destroying ecosystems is bad. How much of a gently caress about the ecosystem do you think DeSatan gives? Those frogs being there is due to forces beyond your control, op. Florida doesn't want to be saved and you shouldn't waste your efforts. LOL I'm probably violating one of Florida's facist rear end laws just stating how much florida sucks poo poo. Bluemillion fucked around with this message at 02:03 on Jun 15, 2023 |
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Play Crono Trigger and then ask yourself in the question in the mirror OP
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Jun 15, 2023 02:44
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Nah.
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Jun 15, 2023 02:44
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Stock your koi pond with piranha.
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Jun 15, 2023 02:50
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It's kill or be killed. Cuban Palm Frog or OP.
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Jun 15, 2023 03:47
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OP what does your state DNR say to do? Frogs may be a pain in the rear end, but the eggs are the problem really. Maybe you can find a frog egg specific poison recommendation on their website. It’s an invasive species, sad and all but they gotta go.
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University of Florida: College of Frog Killing: 104 - Frog Wrangling posted:To humanely euthanize a Cuban treefrog, you must first capture it; there are several effective methods for doing this. The first is to simply grab the frog from a window, wall, or other perch site...Approach quickly and decisively, and with a continuous, swift movement firmly grab the frog (Figure 12). Maintain a firm grip on the frog and then simply tie the bag shut to contain the frog. Then Freeze University of Florida: College of Frog Killing: 202 - Icing Amphibians posted:The easiest way to humanely euthanize a Cuban treefrog is to place the bagged frog in a refrigerator for 3–4 hours and then transfer it to a freezer for an additional 24 hours. The initial cool-down period in the fridge acts as a physical anesthetic to numb the frog so it does not feel any pain when it freezes. Or drug them up first University of Florida: College of Frog Killing: 401 - Fentanyl and Frogs posted:Alternatively, you can firmly hold a recently captured Cuban treefrog and apply a benzocaine-containing ointment to the frog's back to chemically anesthetize it before placing it into a freezer to ensure death. To do this, apply a 1-inch strip of benzocaine ointment (Orajel is one popular brand) to the frog's back, rub the ointment around so it covers the back, and then after the frog has ceased to move put it in a sealed bag and place in a freezer for 24 hours. After freezing, simply remove the bagged frog from the freezer and dispose of it in the trash
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Jun 15, 2023 06:02
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Do you have access to eels, OP? Then try this: https://www.tasteatlas.com/neretvanski-brudet
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Jun 15, 2023 06:54
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Kiss the frogs so they will turn into handsome Cubans guilt-free, OP.
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Jun 15, 2023 07:11
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OP hasn't posted in a while. So safe to assume the frogs overpowered and ate them right?
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Jun 15, 2023 07:21
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goatface posted:The cat is also a problem. So you'll need to get an angry dog. After that you'll need a goat to swallow the dog, but then you'll have to get a cow to swallow the goat.
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Jun 15, 2023 07:31
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Principles of defeating a frog in hand-to-hand combat. 1. Be aggressive 2. Keep your eyes on the opponent 3. Distract the opponent 4. Disable or be disabled 5. Vary the attack to fit the situation 6. Turn the defense into an unrelenting attack 7. Feel superior to the opponent, regardless of the latters' size or the evidence of strength You know you will have little time to stop and think when engaging in hand-to-hand combat. Therefore your actions must be automatic. Remember, attack aggressively, with one purpose in mind: To kill.
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Jun 15, 2023 07:36
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Get rid of the silly koi pond and the problem will solve itself.
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Jun 15, 2023 07:38
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MasterBuilder posted:Then Freeze smash it with a shovel actually
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Jun 15, 2023 09:09
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can't you just import a few herons
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Jun 15, 2023 09:10
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Go Cask of Amontillado on them.
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Tnuctip posted:It’s an invasive species, sad and all but they gotta go. Much like the Burmese pythons, the iguanas, the Cuban anoles, the cane toads (which I’ve just started seeing north of Collier County this year) and every other heat loving invasive, there’s a billion of them and they’re here to stay.
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Nooner posted:I'm trying to think of a joke about frogs and the punchline is something like "ribbit for her pleasure" but nothing's coming to me idk maybe someone ask one of those chat ai bots to do the rest? I gotcha fam   "A guy wore a frog-themed condom for a special night with his lady. Why? It was ribbit for her pleasure" OP if you tell some local wildlife stewardship nerds about your problem, they might come out and fix it, maybe give you some chill local species to replace the invasives, and possibly doing all the frogmurder for you.
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Jun 15, 2023 09:52
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The only way to get rid of an invasive species is make it commercially viable to kill them. Invasive tilapia are having their progress slowed dramatically because theyre good eating and fisheries have caught on. Hence in conclusion we need to make eatint poisonous frogs "the next big thing" so private companies will hunt them to local extinction in the quest for money.
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Jun 15, 2023 10:53
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Just breed the frogs in your common koi pond and make ez $$$ turning them in for a bounty. Worked for snakes!
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Jun 15, 2023 10:58
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Those snakes are rich AF. Get in on that.
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Jun 15, 2023 10:59
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Then they'll start "secure" frog farms which will end up riddled with parasites so that when the inevitable escape happens they decimate native frogs with diseases.
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Mistle posted:OP if you tell some local wildlife stewardship nerds about your problem, they might come out and fix it, maybe give you some chill local species to replace the invasives, and possibly doing all the frogmurder for you. Are you suggesting the OP hires a hitman to kill the frogs? Agent 47, this is your target. Don’t be fooled by the moist green skin and large belly - if alerted the target is capable of leaping to safety with tremendous speed. They do have a weakness: lily pads. The property also has a large freezer if you favour a stealthy approach.
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The cats out of the bag with unrestricted cross biome travel so maybe its time to relax and let the global ecosystem equalize itself. If it just ends up being a pale blue-green dot covered by kudzu and cuban frogs, so be it 
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Jun 15, 2023 11:03
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screw your courage to the sticking point, op, and strike! out! out, damned frog!
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Jun 15, 2023 11:07
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i didn't read the thread did you kill them frogs op
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Jun 15, 2023 11:10
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just ghet some snakes or a couple really big spiders
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Jun 15, 2023 11:15
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Here's a beginners' guide to frog gigging and cooking frogs' legs. https://www.outdoorlife.com/beginners-guide-to-gigging-frogs Enjoy, OP! 
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Jun 15, 2023 11:21
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If you defoliate everything within 100 yards they should leave on their own.
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Jun 15, 2023 11:31
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 Dont be like them op
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Jun 15, 2023 11:31
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Colonel Cancer posted:Dont be like them op Back in my day people did their part. Even kids knew to do their part. You don't want to be dumber than a dumb kid do you???
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Jun 15, 2023 12:08
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Just buy some saddles and learn to ride them. Then start a frog ranch.
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Jun 15, 2023 14:58
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Have you tried training these frogs to sing and dance to ragtime music? I think that if you did this you would make tons of money and everyone in the world will come see your shows!
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drat queer froggers are taking over the community. Just eat them all.
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