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A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


Son come look at this pig's huge balls

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cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

huff these balls boy

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




one day you were but a sperm swimming in a sack just like this one

well, ahem, not quite like this one :sweatdrop:

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


Don't let the goat out don't let the goat out don't let the goat out don't let the -

*sigh*

galumphing lummox
Aug 30, 2006

son one day all these balls will be yours

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Please dont try to feed dads at the petting zoo, they may get sick

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
all my fathers are dead, and I have no children

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Macaques are very hairy

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Grey Cat posted:

Macaques are very hairy

they're monkey, so, yeah, hairy

galumphing lummox
Aug 30, 2006

Grey Cat posted:

my cocks are very hairy

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things



Woah, I would never say such a thing, I'm simply talking about my favorite monkey. Sometimes I spank him if he's been bad though.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Fathers; long have they puzzled mankind. Where do they come from? what are they doing here? some say we may never know the answer.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


How many dad's do we have to pet OP?

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Worst petting zoo, ever

The Hello Machine
Jul 19, 2021

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.

Buce posted:

Fathers; long have they puzzled mankind. Where do they come from? what are they doing here? some say we may never know the answer.

Your mom

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Buce posted:

Fathers; long have they puzzled mankind. Where do they come from? what are they doing here? some say we may never know the answer.

Hard to say where they come from. Most disappear right away too so you can't even ask.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

The whole zoo died

TK8325
Sep 22, 2014



put a quarter in the gacha machine and it dispenses a handful of corn nuts to feed the dads. you gotta hold your hand flat so they dont bite you.

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

the one at my zoo dispenses cigarettes

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les enfants Terrific!
Dec 12, 2008
look... they're building a deck. it's so nice to see them getting good, natural enrichment

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