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Think about Mestre de pizza. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4 Seriously, wtf? poo poo is a massacre.
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i will always proudly defend every regions special hosed up pizza
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watho posted:i will always proudly defend every regions special hosed up pizza Is using a paint scraper to Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 16:11 on Jun 21, 2023
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Jun 21, 2023 16:08
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‘round here some folks like to cut them pizzas with a pair-a scissors
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watho posted:‘round here some folks like to cut them pizzas with a pair-a scissors Mestre da pizza laughs scornfully at your pitiful and dainty cuts as they slam paint scraper to pie over and over and over again.
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Jun 21, 2023 16:27
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I wish I could show this level of confidence every time I have no goddamn clue what I'm doing.
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Jun 21, 2023 16:42
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mestre da pizza knows pizza techniques thought lost to time. mestre da pizza knows within margin of error how every possible permutation of pizza can taste
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Saoshyant posted:I wish I could show this level of confidence every time I have no goddamn clue what I'm doing. [Quake guy voice]: DOUBLE KILL! ERADICATION! EXTERMINATION!
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Jun 21, 2023 16:45
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watho posted:mestre da pizza knows pizza techniques thought lost to time. mestre da pizza knows within margin of error how every possible permutation of pizza can taste Mestre da pizza invites all pizzas to taste his Home Depot blade.
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Escape From Noise posted:Mestre da pizza invites all pizzas to taste his Home Depot blade. mestre da pizza’s home depot blade is hungry
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Jun 21, 2023 16:53
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Mestre da pizza remembered to clean the paint off the blade before using it to cut pizza this time, that's why he's the mestre da pizza |
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Jun 21, 2023 17:37
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Escape From Noise posted:Is using a paint scraper to Ay tone, he's callin out ma's pizza pie, tone... In St Louis we just shoot the pizza into pieces tbh
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Jun 21, 2023 17:54
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Randy Travesty posted:Ay tone, he's callin out ma's pizza pie, tone... you can’t really make a st louis style pizza outside of st louis, the specific regional bullets just make up so much of the flavor
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Jun 21, 2023 18:08
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same with the mestre da pizza style pizza, you can’t really imitate the authentic paint taste
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Jun 21, 2023 18:09
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"Hey boss!" says the new guy. "I accidentally burnt the pizza!" "No problem!" says the Mestre de Pizza. He gets out a can of KILZ. |
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Jun 21, 2023 18:33
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watho posted:you can’t really make a st louis style pizza outside of st louis, the specific regional bullets just make up so much of the flavor watho posted:same with the mestre da pizza style pizza, you can’t really imitate the authentic paint taste In both cases, the regional lead really comes through.
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Escape From Noise posted:Think about Mestre de pizza. What in the blue gently caress https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4 |
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Jun 21, 2023 20:54
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Mestre...
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Jun 21, 2023 23:40
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it's that smokey garbage-infused flavour profile that really makes the pizza it takes a true master, or, dare i say... mestre! to take [random loving floor detritus] and bring out the finest artisanal flavour notes to transform a humble pie... into culinary perfection 
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Jun 21, 2023 23:43
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Escape From Noise posted:Is using a paint scraper to that move is called "the gerrymander"
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Pretty messed up that there's no Mestre da pizza smilie, IMHO.
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Still thinkin 'bout that Mestre
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haha i wonder what it tastes like, just as a joke of course hahahah
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GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT ON A LITTLE MAKEUP
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