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The call's gone down the production lines. A strike! But they'll have to silence Ernest J. 'Ernie' Keebler first. The rotten son of a bitch had sold them out years ago and had continued to ever since.
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Keebler was killed by the mob. Source: The Irishman
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Jun 22, 2023 14:47
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They found him head first in the fudge vat. |
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Jun 22, 2023 15:20
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15 Keebler Elves kneeling in front of a coffin at a funeral, muttering "I guess that's just how the cookie crumbles..." amidst tears
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Jun 22, 2023 15:49
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drat fudgeraker journalists stirring up the masses 
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Jun 22, 2023 15:52
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drat elves gentrifying our tree houses. have you seen what it costs to rent a tree these days? |
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Jun 22, 2023 17:08
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pov: step-elf stuck in the fudge machine
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Jun 22, 2023 18:12
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This is the toy factory where they make choo-choo trains for all little good boys on Christmas eve. One keebler tried to leave the production line and they shot him in the head. They shot him in the fudging head.
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Jun 22, 2023 19:11
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Buttchocks posted:They found him head first in the fudge vat. E.L. hosed
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Jun 23, 2023 15:09
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Fast Eddie got caught trying to smuggle several pounds of high grade methamphetamine over the border in cookie boxes. He's doing hard time now.
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Jun 23, 2023 15:18
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Escape From Noise posted:E.L. hosed
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Jun 23, 2023 21:40
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FutonForensic posted:Keebler was killed by the mob. Source: The Irishman buried him under the field in the end zone of the elf football stadium where the new york regular-sized-people play |
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Jun 24, 2023 06:50
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The Keebler Elves are dead to me until they bring back Tato Skins. |
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Jun 26, 2023 15:16
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The elves all have this dead eyed gaze since they got into this self help book by L Ron Cupboard
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