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https://www.uranusgeneralstore.com/ My friend was doing a whisky tour in Tennessee and mentioned that he stopped this place after seeing a bunch of signs for it. "The best fudge comes from Uranus"
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Man they’re really taking this as far as it’ll go huh?
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Jun 26, 2023 15:00
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Jun 26, 2023 15:04
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Linda F doesn’t appreciate jokes about Uranus
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Jun 26, 2023 15:08
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Great reviews for this ladies tank top 
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Jun 26, 2023 15:08
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Thinking to cop some hot redneck nuts
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Jun 26, 2023 15:36
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I'm gonna get those nutz outta your anus
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Jun 26, 2023 15:39
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drat autocorrect I mean uranus
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Jun 26, 2023 15:39
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i mostly hear it pronounced YER-annis tbh
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Jun 26, 2023 15:43
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I asked my wife for breakfast in bed this weekend and she just sat on my face and yelled "URANUS GENERAL STORE AND FUDGE SHOP!!!" over and over 
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Jun 26, 2023 16:49
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lol, like poop?
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Jun 26, 2023 16:50
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Love to think about turds and poo poo when eating fine confectionery tbh
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Jun 26, 2023 16:55
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Buce posted:i mostly hear it pronounced YER-annis tbh The British wanted to name it George.
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Jun 26, 2023 16:57
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It's really all crap related
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Jun 26, 2023 17:04
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i came up with this joke over 20 years ago and they didn't credit me bastards
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Jun 26, 2023 18:17
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Larry Cum Free posted:I asked my wife for breakfast in bed this weekend and she just sat on my face and yelled "URANUS GENERAL STORE AND FUDGE SHOP!!!" over and over Haha she sounds like a real jokester haha, so what happened next haha
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Jun 26, 2023 18:24
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The boys took a somewhat hefty detour to visit. Added a good hour and a half.
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Jun 26, 2023 21:51
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Haha she sounds like a real jokester haha, so what happened next haha And I wonder what that smelt like, haha, no for real, just for laughs.
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Jun 26, 2023 22:07
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Poohs Packin posted:The boys took a somewhat hefty detour to visit. Added a good hour and a half. So did they have fun in Uranus or was being in Uranus a big waste of time?
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Jun 27, 2023 01:41
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Name something better to do in Missouri. I’ll wait 
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Jun 27, 2023 02:05
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:So did they have fun in Uranus or was being in Uranus a big waste of time? They found uranus to be charming, but stuffed full of cranky rednecks
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Jun 27, 2023 02:25
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Uranus is cold, wet, gassy and generally unwelcoming.
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Jun 27, 2023 20:45
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BigBadSteve posted:Uranus is cold, wet, gassy and generally unwelcoming. I should call her
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Jun 27, 2023 21:21
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in order for it to expand you must first manage shrink
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Jun 27, 2023 22:18
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It’s pronounced “your a nis” The unfunny joke is fundamentally flawed. Just like the brains of people that find it funny.
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Jun 28, 2023 09:25
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I don't trust Belter-owned businesses, OP. Especially food-related ones.
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Jun 28, 2023 09:33
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Buce posted:i mostly hear it pronounced YER-annis tbh Yeah by self-absorbed killjoys Besides, that pronunciation is hardly any better. URINE-us? Okay you sick freako pissbaby
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Jun 28, 2023 11:21
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Extra row of tits posted:It’s pronounced “your a nis” Guy guy guy. These people run a poop joke based fudge shop in middle America.
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Jun 28, 2023 12:32
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I live like thirty minutes away from this. Needless to say everyone I know has uranus fever
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Jun 28, 2023 12:48
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Apparently someone didn’t get approval for a strip club or something along that isolated stretch of road in Missouri so this is their answer to annoy/embarrass the poo poo out of those same politicians. I choose to believe it because spite-driven projects can be super funny.
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Jun 28, 2023 12:51
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Extra row of tits posted:It’s pronounced “your a nis” You can pronounce your anus anyway you want! 
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Jun 29, 2023 00:05
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What if uranus got broken into? That'd be a shame
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Jun 29, 2023 23:31
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That poor planet. Always the butt of jokes.
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Jun 29, 2023 23:32
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So I'm wondering is this store around the corner from the milk, milk and lemonade stands?
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Jun 29, 2023 23:35
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redshirt posted:That poor planet. Always the butt of jokes. I heard Uranus got knocked sideways by a big assteroid
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Fudgemine thread
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