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grellgraxer
Nov 28, 2002

"I didn't fight a secret war in Nicaragua so you can walk these streets of freedom bad mouthing lady America, in your damn mirrored su
If you take a look at the people KFC's twitter account follows, the joke becomes clear. But what puzzles me is the removal of Ginger Spice, she used to be in there. Has she become persona non grata in the realm of fried chicken? Has she done something to be rendered excommunicado by the allies of the Colonel?

https://twitter.com/kfc/following

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William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Sporty/Mel C for life, quote if you're down.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
she left

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
She deleted her account because it was haunted

kuarduck
Nov 15, 2012

Wee posted:

She deleted her account because it was haunted

I mean... have you seen all the previously dead Nazis showing up lately? Twitter seems pretty haunted to me

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

Sporty/Mel C for life, quote if you're down.

Baby Spice fans are getting nuked from orbit

grellgraxer
Nov 28, 2002

"I didn't fight a secret war in Nicaragua so you can walk these streets of freedom bad mouthing lady America, in your damn mirrored su

Wee posted:

She deleted her account because it was haunted

FALSE!

https://twitter.com/GeriHalliwell

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
They broke up op. You think you can keep Ginger Spice around with only 11 herbs and spices?

Gasmask
Apr 27, 2003

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee
ginger is the only actual spice in the spice girls

Tigey
Apr 6, 2015

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

Sporty/Mel C for life, quote if you're down.

Unironically this

Partyworm
Jul 8, 2004

Tired of partying

Think the real poo poo post here might be that Geri Halliwell apparently just released a cringe fantasy novel.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Sexy Spice made customers think of cum on their KFC, which lacked mass appeal.

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

"Ginger" is cultural appropriation, KFC went woke, now they get to go broke!!!

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Ginger, in my chicken? It's more likely than you think.

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost
You dont put Ginger on KFC, duh

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Ginger spice is just too spicy for KFC's clientele OP.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

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Powdered Ginger is one of the eleven herbs and spices used in the making of KFC’s famous fried chicken.


:rip:

grellgraxer
Nov 28, 2002

"I didn't fight a secret war in Nicaragua so you can walk these streets of freedom bad mouthing lady America, in your damn mirrored su

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Powdered Ginger is one of the eleven herbs and spices used in the making of KFC’s famous fried chicken.


:rip:

Is that true about ginger being one of the 11 ingredients? This could be a legit conspiracy.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

KFC should follow OLD SPICE

Gatto Grigio
Feb 9, 2020

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

Sporty/Mel C for life, quote if you're down.

Yes! We Stan.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

grellgraxer posted:

Is that true about ginger being one of the 11 ingredients? This could be a legit conspiracy.

I don’t know about officially but it shows up in most attempts at reverse engineering the recipe.

covidstomper58
Nov 8, 2020

Salt and pepper are some of the other spices. Paprika too. So there's only like 7 left to decode.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Well I'll be damned

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i like to put pepper on my chicken to give it a little kick

covidstomper58
Nov 8, 2020

numberoneposter posted:

i like to put pepper on my chicken to give it a little kick

Ouch, too spicy, I would replace the black and white pepper with corn syrup.

nice obelisk idiot
May 18, 2023

funerary linens looking like dishrags
Ginger Spice deposited eggs in the coleslaw when an employee left it outside the fridge, and a bunch of customers wound up with Spice Girl larvae growing in their tonsils. Or at least that's what I heard. I might be mixing up my KFC stories

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

Sporty/Mel C for life, quote if you're down.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
No reason to follow spice girl since there is no Kentucky fried chicken in England

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

I too support Sporty Spice over Ginger.

Margaret Thatcher loving fuckknuckle that she is.

grellgraxer
Nov 28, 2002

"I didn't fight a secret war in Nicaragua so you can walk these streets of freedom bad mouthing lady America, in your damn mirrored su

Let's just close this thread. I think we've uncovered something that's best left covered. True facts:

1) Colonel Sanders vaulted to power in part because of a public shootout.
2) The first Japanese KFC franchise owner convinced Japan that Americans all eat KFC on Christmas, completely fabricated the story. Just made it up to cash in.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Kentucky Fried Coochy

Puckanas
Dec 11, 2004

An extraordinary moron!

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

Sporty/Mel C for life, quote if you're down.

:cheers:

for fucks sake
Jan 23, 2016

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

Sporty/Mel C for life, quote if you're down.

The only talented one.

cadex
Jun 6, 2003

Operationally, God is beginning to resemble not a ruler but the last fading smile of a cosmic Cheshire Cat.
uk tabloids fuming that there was never a spice girls cocaine scandal and they never got the chance to run a "snorty spice" headline

Modulo16
Feb 12, 2014

"Authorities say the phony Pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth."

Ginger spice married the Red Bull Formula 1 Team Principle Christian Horner. She’s on the Netflix docuseries a few times. The Colonel and his famous chicken are not.

E: confirmed no KFC. The plot thickens.

Warm und Fuzzy
Jun 20, 2006

Gasmask posted:

ginger is the only actual spice in the spice girls

Huh.

Also, there's no Montreal Steak Seasoning Spice.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

chinese 5 spice

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

The black one was a goddess and the rest were/are either blooded chav or chav adjacent

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

The real recipe uses both white and black pepper

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MonkeyHate
Oct 11, 2002

Dance, monkey, dance!
Taco Defender

Henry Lee Mucus posted:

The black one was a goddess and the rest were/are either blooded chav or chav adjacent

Don’t quote my neck tattoo

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