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Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


71123 posted:

let's think of ways to accumulate capital under capitalism

train robbing

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71123
Jul 11, 2023
gimme

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor



the only true way

Car Hater
May 7, 2007

wolf. bike.
Wolf. Bike.
Wolf! Bike!
WolfBike!
WolfBike!
ARROOOOOO!



Your cash and credit cards

Won't somebody help me chase the poorness away

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

buying beef only from the queer butcher

E Depois do Adeus
Jun 3, 2012


Nobody has better respect for intelligence than Donald Trump.

I buy water utility bonds so that we all have fresh water for our sodastreams

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
buying t-shirts with che guevara on them

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

donating to the Bernie campaign the equivalent dollar value whenever you buy a bag of cocaine

Bastard Tetris
Apr 27, 2005

L-Shaped


Nap Ghost

mawarannahr posted:

donating to the Bernie campaign the equivalent dollar value whenever you buy a bag of cocaine

$27 doesnt buy a lot of blow

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
gassing up my car and rounding up the last dollar to donate to the struggling eco-influencer fund

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


Ben Nerevarine posted:

gassing up my car and rounding up the last dollar to donate to the struggling eco-influencer fund

lol

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011









e: found a couple more



pandy fackler
Jun 2, 2020

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3 posted:

i have drawer full of steel straws because i forget to bring them all the time so i keep buying new ones

this but those reusable grocery bags

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

pandy fackler posted:

this but those reusable grocery bags

https://www.cnn.com/2023/03/13/world/reusable-grocery-bags-cotton-plastic-scn/index.html

You need to reuse the plastic bags like 10+ times before it breaks even with just getting a single use bag, and a cotton bag needs to be reused 50+ times

Plastic bags are also about 50% more energy efficient than a paper bag, mostly due to transport costs (paper is heavier and takes up more space). Also paper doesnt decompose in modern landfills and takes up more space than plastic, meaning more landfills.

So the only ethical choice for people who can't remember to bring their bags shopping is single use plastic bags. I'm doing my part, are you?

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕
Every time I consume a Nestle product I do a pushup as training for the coming people's revolution. Today I did 10 pushups.

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

71123 posted:

let's think of ways to accumulate capital under capitalism

I want the g ride-making machines

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor



lol

speng31b
May 8, 2010

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

71123 posted:

let's think of ways to accumulate capital under capitalism

we already had the cspam landlord thread

The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003


holy gently caress

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
You can eat your own hair.

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


Has anyone said Applebees yet

Deadly Ham Sandwich
Aug 19, 2009
Smellrose
I bring bags from home when I go grocery shopping. Just normal bags that I use for carrying stuff. What do people use to carry stuff around outside of grocery shopping? Barrels?

Deadly Ham Sandwich
Aug 19, 2009
Smellrose

That's loving dark

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


That's not a photoshop? :psyduck:

Suspicious
Apr 30, 2005
You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.

71123 posted:

let's think of ways to accumulate capital under capitalism

steal from the rich

wait no i don't want to go to prison

steal from the poor

Dr. Jerrold Coe
Feb 6, 2021

Is it me?
free range, non-GMO fed organic hitlers

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022


Homeless Friend posted:

*cypher being dragged into zion court, struggling* what is the charge??? eating a meal??? a succulent chateaubriand steak??? gentlemen, this is democracy manifest

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022


vyelkin posted:










e: found a couple more





lmao

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

icantfindaname posted:

That's not a photoshop? :psyduck:

as far as I know those are all real, but I'm not going archive digging through a ten year old propaganda website to verify them all

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

icantfindaname posted:

Has anyone said Applebees yet

anarchosocialists love eating good in the neighborhood

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

anarchosocialists love eating good in the neighborhood

Has anyone said cannibalism yet?

TehSaurus
Jun 12, 2006

Nix Panicus posted:

Has anyone said cannibalism yet?

ah but if your livestock has grown fat on the product of exploited labor, is the consumption ethical?

Vomik
Jul 29, 2003

This post is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan
purchasing a long lived furniture piece using durable eco friendly materials and artisan child labor, designed in the USA

PsychoInternetHawk
Apr 4, 2011

Perhaps, if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque.
Grimey Drawer
Buying drano

Drinking drano

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


PsychoInternetHawk posted:

Buying drano

Drinking drano

violates the child safety warning - unethical consumption

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Nix Panicus posted:

https://www.cnn.com/2023/03/13/world/reusable-grocery-bags-cotton-plastic-scn/index.html

You need to reuse the plastic bags like 10+ times before it breaks even with just getting a single use bag, and a cotton bag needs to be reused 50+ times

Plastic bags are also about 50% more energy efficient than a paper bag, mostly due to transport costs (paper is heavier and takes up more space). Also paper doesnt decompose in modern landfills and takes up more space than plastic, meaning more landfills.

So the only ethical choice for people who can't remember to bring their bags shopping is single use plastic bags. I'm doing my part, are you?

You have been so propagandized by big bag you cannot see what's right in front of you. I simply do not use a bag.

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
you may not like it but this is what peak carrying capacity looks like under ethical capitalism

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AntifaSupersoldier
Jul 30, 2003

Reality is what you can get away with
Hell Gem
Supporting sex workers by adding a 20% tip to the Onlyfans sub to cover the pimping cut :awesome:

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