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Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

fixing my daily bowl of gruel without the least hint of pleasure

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# ? Jul 14, 2023 02:38

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# ? May 6, 2024 23:59

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

this tastes awful, but at least it makes me poop on the reg

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# ? Jul 14, 2023 02:39

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

this tastes awful, but at least it makes me poop on the reg

hmm skirting awfully close to a self-indulgent and joyful thought there buddy. perhaps you should consider the plight of the oat grains you boiled so that you could have the luxury of regularly making GBS threads?

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# ? Jul 14, 2023 02:40

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

growing my hair long so that i might painfully pluck it and weave a shirt

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# ? Jul 14, 2023 02:41

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

might see if some of the boys want to go begging later, but worried the thrill of a copper piece or moldy bread crust dropped in my bowl might make me think proud thoughts

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# ? Jul 14, 2023 02:42

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

considering the plight of a snail with human tiddies in this modern world, the many injustices and unwanted advances they must daily conquer, and trying desperately hard not to cum

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# ? Jul 14, 2023 02:45

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

throwing a few shards of glass into my gruel so that when i poo poo i feel some of the same pain as the oat grains i smashed to bits with my unworthy teeth

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# ? Jul 14, 2023 02:46

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

*no weed noise*

# ? Jul 14, 2023 02:55

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

Areola Grande posted:

*no weed noise*

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# ? Jul 14, 2023 02:57

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

sitting cross legged on the dirt floor and flagellating myself all day long

desperately hoping the big senpai in the sky notices me

spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

# ? Jul 14, 2023 03:13

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

Areola Grande posted:

the big senpai in the sky

feeling tempted to feel pleasure and mirth at this phrase, but instead instead living on top of a column on a remote greek island

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ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Jul 14, 2023 03:18

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

On the path of being the dourest ascetic, I may have create myself into an infinite loop.

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# ? Jul 14, 2023 03:48

DoomCroissant: Roll D3 for Delicious Flaky Crust

sitting in my chair, with the spring poking me

i stare at the grey wall

such misery

# ? Jul 14, 2023 04:18

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

jerks off medicinally

# ? Jul 14, 2023 05:01

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Buttchocks posted:

jerks off medicinally

lol

# ? Jul 14, 2023 05:59

Dumb Sex-Parrot: Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep

Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster

Dares Box Trump

getting a bucket of grey paint to illustrate my feelings

thank you Saoshyantx4, Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss for the excellent signature

# ? Jul 14, 2023 20:19

Finger Prince

That? It's just a rain barrel. You don't have a "day in the barrel". Why would you want a day in the barrel? It's full of rainwater and tadpoles... Do what with it?? Certainly not! The mere thought of it! What monestary did you say you transferred from? I have never heard of such deviant practices! Disgusting.

# ? Jul 15, 2023 06:40

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

trying desperately hard not to cum

story of my life brother. it keeps showing up while I sleep. gross and must definitely unclean :pray:

spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

# ? Jul 15, 2023 08:05

xcheopis

kneeling on the uneven stone flooring in prayer, I feel the all-too familiar call of the blood. "let it flow", I think, grimly, "let it flow and wash away these longings for comfort or at least something to ease the cramping"

Fifteen years taking prescriptions
Now a shrink like, "I dunno, maybe get a kitten"

# ? Jul 15, 2023 16:28

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

getting a plain oatbran muffin with my macchiato at Starbucks

# ? Jul 15, 2023 17:32

frump truck: hello... again!

i am a sour cherry ascetic

# ? Jul 17, 2023 17:19

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

dour anesthetics

"This nitrous is weak."

https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
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# ? Jul 17, 2023 19:22

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Door ascetic: a hermit who stands all day in the storm door gap.

# ? Jul 17, 2023 21:38

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

Tao of ascetics

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# ? Jul 17, 2023 22:27

Finger Prince

Dour aesthetic.
Instead of Live Laugh Love in your beach themed bathroom, it's Death Pain Misery in your empty basement studio apartment.

# ? Jul 17, 2023 23:06

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

Finger Prince posted:

Dour aesthetic.
Instead of Live Laugh Love in your beach themed bathroom, it's Death Pain Misery in your empty basement studio apartment.

Don't you dare doxx me.

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Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig!

# ? Jul 18, 2023 00:01

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# ? May 6, 2024 23:59

Robot Made of Meat

Self-flatulation.

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Jul 19, 2023 02:20

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