Let's learn about Wallabies THROUGH YOUR RAP SHEET!

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Saoshyant

Well, hello there! It's been a month or so since BYOB is under new management. Our iron fist demands blood and I -- specifically -- demand that you learn about cute animals.

This is a Wallaby:

If you post in this thread you'll want a Wallaby fact added to your rap sheet along with a cute picture of one.

If you don't want a comedy probation but still want to post here for some reason, please mark it accordingly.

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# ? Jul 17, 2023 11:08

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# ? May 2, 2024 06:33

Dumb Sex-Parrot

so I visited the witch doctor to releive my ache and he told me wallaby

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thank you Saoshyantx4, Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss for the excellent signature

# ? Jul 17, 2023 11:59

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

Walla me

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https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig!

# ? Jul 17, 2023 12:28

Ass-penny

gently caress you (in the byob way)

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# ? Jul 17, 2023 17:00

HUSKY DILF: aggressively chill

i prefer the svelte platypus in every way

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# ? Jul 17, 2023 17:12

AdvilSmith: Broken! Busted! Everybody has something to repair. Before buying new, let Mighty Putty fix it for you.

Red-necked wallaby
Running through the bush
Being chased by dingoes,
Dinner hops and jumps.
Dingoes getting irritated
They just want to chomp!
But the red-necked wallaby
Escap-ed with his jumpy foot.

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thank you RavenousScoot 🤘🐹

# ? Jul 17, 2023 18:21

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

I don't like that rhyming scheme :colbert:

https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig!

# ? Jul 17, 2023 19:19

Xamboni

For education!

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# ? Jul 17, 2023 20:20

baka of lathspell

ill take a wallo

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# ? Jul 17, 2023 20:29

Snuff Melange: ______________

...some men,
you just can't reach.
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They're pretty cute, I'd like to learn more

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# ? Jul 17, 2023 20:43

Engorged Pedipalps

I would enjoy and appreciate a six hour tour of wallaby facts op

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# ? Jul 17, 2023 22:27

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

wallaby sounds like a slur for australians :thunk:

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Join the BYOB Army

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# ? Jul 17, 2023 22:28

ChubbyChecker

ppppost

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# ? Jul 17, 2023 22:38

Ass-penny

hit me

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# ? Jul 17, 2023 23:43

RavenousScoot

I wanna be a chai wala wallaby, b

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RavenousScoot fucked around with this message at 00:40 on Jul 18, 2023

THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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https://i.imgur.com/1rh8sdW.mp4 - manifisto
https://i.imgur.com/DeyYjwj.mp4 - vanisher

# ? Jul 18, 2023 00:35

Unsinkabear: Ensign, raise the beariscope.

Lay some sweet facts on me, Wallaby Wallace

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# ? Jul 18, 2023 00:50

Weatherman: WARBLEKLONK

wallabies are a pest in new zealand :mad:

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# ? Jul 18, 2023 01:55

Lux Anima

wallop me, wallaby! :syoon:

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# ? Jul 18, 2023 06:54

Wertjoe

Wallaby-nice to me.

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# ? Jul 18, 2023 08:04

Dwesa

Wallabies are cute. Hit me with some wallaby edu-probe.

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# ? Jul 18, 2023 08:31

Horace Kinch

I thought I saw a kangaroo once but it was actually 2 wallabies in a trenchcoat.

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# ? Jul 18, 2023 17:29

Harold Fjord

I'm just an innocent man

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# ? Jul 18, 2023 19:09

Manifisto

wallaby? more like walla-or-not-to-by amirite???

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ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jul 18, 2023 19:22

nesamdoom: nesaM killed Masen

Are Wallabies like Kangaroos that don't suck? Do they have Wallababies?

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https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4

# ? Jul 18, 2023 19:46

Fredrik1: Gopherslayer

walla be me!

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# ? Jul 18, 2023 21:13

ChubbyChecker

hit me

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# ? Jul 18, 2023 21:32

Ass-penny

why won't you just let me walla be?

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# ? Jul 18, 2023 22:19

Arse Porn Cage

I would like a cute one on my rap sheet, please.

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# ? Jul 18, 2023 22:41

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

I crave new wallaby facts

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# ? Jul 18, 2023 23:26

Absurd Alhazred: by Athanatos

Could it wallaby?!

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# ? Jul 19, 2023 02:10

nesamdoom: nesaM killed Masen

quote:

They could potentially be trained to smell drugs at airports!

Would be much nicer to train them to sniff out drugs at the mall. I think getting high and playing skeeball with a Wallaby sounds awesome.

Not looking for another probe, also wouldn't hate it, just wanted to say that. Good thread, lots of cute.

# ? Jul 19, 2023 02:57

Froghammer: Khajit has wares
if you have coin

I want to wallabelieve

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# ? Jul 19, 2023 03:59

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

wallaby?! i barely know ... uh ... bee. poo poo,

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thank you snuff melange for the beautiful winter siggy~!

# ? Jul 19, 2023 05:04

sb hermit

I wanna be
a wallaby
sitting under a tree
a dingo by my knee
getting harassed by a bee
breathing in the mighty sea
before my trip to Sydney
but I�d rather go to Adelaide

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# ? Jul 19, 2023 10:25

Ass-penny

the only thing I want more than wallabies on my rap sheet is to not be able to post for six hours

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# ? Jul 19, 2023 18:37

ChubbyChecker

enjoying the facts

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# ? Jul 19, 2023 21:07

Unsinkabear: Ensign, raise the beariscope.

Weatherman posted:

wallabies are a pest in new zealand

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Willing to take another wallaby wallop, just to say that this is the most deserved probe itt. :colbert:

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# ? Jul 19, 2023 21:26

Grey Cat: Doing stuff and things

I need to go to bed, hit me with a wallaby

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Vertical stats GBS verified 6/30/2023 185.4cm

# ? Jul 20, 2023 06:05

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# ? May 2, 2024 06:33

Saoshyant

Well, trying to find as many facts about those adorable creatures as possible not to repeat any sure taught me a lot! I hope it was an educative experience for everyone else, too.

Thank you all for those who came to join us in this journey! No more wallaby probes, but don't let that stop you from looking up cute pics of them any time you need some cheering up.

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# ? Jul 20, 2023 11:20

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