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Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

BLAM STONKER

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# ? Jul 20, 2023 14:08

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# ? May 26, 2024 18:04

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

BLAM STONKER'S DUNKULA

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# ? Jul 20, 2023 14:09

Saoshyant

I need a stronger argument. Maybe a passage or two changed as they would be in a new edition of the book.

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# ? Jul 20, 2023 14:12

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

This then was the Un-Dunked home of the King-Umpire, to whom so many more were due. Its emptiness spoke eloquent to make certain what I knew. Before I began to restore these women to their dead selves through my awful work, I laid in Dunkula's tomb some of the Basketballs, and so banished him from it, Un-Dunked, for ever.

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# ? Jul 20, 2023 14:20

Escape From Noise

More like Bam Stroker! :fap:

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# ? Jul 20, 2023 19:21

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

Lamb Smoker, purveyor of fine smoked meats

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# ? Jul 20, 2023 21:08

Escape From Noise

Bram Stoker...Al Roker...OH MY GOD!

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# ? Jul 20, 2023 21:22

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Stuck Bucker, Vampire Fucker

# ? Jul 21, 2023 00:07

deep dish peat moss

Gram Smoker

# ? Jul 21, 2023 00:54

Snuff Melange: ______________

...some men,
you just can't reach.
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deep dish peat moss posted:

Gram Smoker

All day long we seemed to dawdle through a country which was full of bountiful buds of every kind. Sometimes we saw little towns or castles on the top of steep hills such as we see in old missals; sometimes we ran by rivers and streams which seemed from the wide STONY margin on each side of them to be subject to great floods. It takes a lot of water, and running dank, to sweep the outside edge of a river cleared. At every station there were groups of people, sometimes crowds, and in all sorts of dope attire. Some of them were just like the peasants at home or those I saw coming through France and Germany, with short jackets and round hats and home-made apple pipes; but others were very picturesque. The women looked pretty, except when you got near them, but they were very clumsy about the waist. They had all full green sleeves of some kind or other, and most of them had big bongs with a lot of strips of something fluttering from them like the dresses in a ballet, but of course there were ashcatchers under them. The strangest figures we saw were the Deadheads, who were more barbarian than the rest, with their big cow-boy hats, great baggy dirty-white trousers, white linen shirts, and enormous heavy leather belts, nearly a foot wide, all studded over with brass pipes. They wore high boots, with their kind herb tucked into them, and had long black hair and heavy black moustaches. They are very picturesque, but do not look possession charging. On the stage they would be set down at once as some old ghost inhaling band of brigands. They are, however, I am told, very harmless and rather wanting in natural self-assertion.

# ? Jul 21, 2023 02:09

Chrs

petition that vampires be officially renamed �draculas� as they should be

# ? Jul 22, 2023 23:08

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

Dr. Honked posted:

This then was the Un-Dunked home of the King-Umpire, to whom so many more were due. Its emptiness spoke eloquent to make certain what I knew. Before I began to restore these women to their dead selves through my awful work, I laid in Dunkula's tomb some of the Basketballs, and so banished him from it, Un-Dunked, for ever.

shut up and jam stoker