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It's a proven fact from throughout human history. Farts were probably the first things our caveman ancestors ever laughed at. Flatulists of the classical era were the most renowned comedians of their time. Also they just make funny noises. Share fart humor, it's your duty to humanity. I am a patient they. |
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"Something which has never occurred since time immemorial ..." "A young woman did not fart in her husband's lap." This was a real banger in Sumeria, 1900BC. Ea-Nassir probably claimed it as his own.
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Jul 24, 2023 18:08
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emSparkly posted:It's a proven fact from throughout human history. Farts were probably the first things our caveman ancestors ever laughed at. Maybe you knew, and that's why you wrote this, but the earliest recorded joke is from Mesopotamia and goes something like: "it is a problem as old as time: a woman sits on her husband's lap, and farts" I'm not making this up. e: drat it, DSP posted this exact thing, I read it, and reposted it anyway. |
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Jul 24, 2023 23:27
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Hey OP did you hear the one about the woman farting on her husband's lap? |
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Jul 24, 2023 23:29
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Why did the chicken cross the road? To fart on her husband's lap |
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Jul 25, 2023 01:15
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Two penguins are sitting on a lap. The first one says "you look like you're wearing a tuxedo". The second one replied "how do you know I didn't fart in this tuxedo?" |
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Jul 25, 2023 06:34
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The king went to the barber for a haircut. "How would you like it Your Grace?" The barber asked. "In silence and on your lap." The king replied.
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Jul 25, 2023 07:10
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What do you get when you cross a wife with a 500 pound gorilla? A wife who farts on whatever lap she wants |
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Jul 25, 2023 17:21
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Two hunters were in the woods when one of them collapsed. The other hunter called 911 and said, "Help, my husband's lap is dead!" The operator replied, "Calm down. First, make sure his lap is really dead." ... FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART ... "Ok, now what?" |
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Jul 25, 2023 19:09
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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting wife. The interrupting wi-  
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Jul 25, 2023 21:30
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google THIS posted:Knock knock. lolllll
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Jul 25, 2023 22:37
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best fart joke i ever heard was unintentional. guy walked into the room, said "hey you wanna hear a cool fart?" without waiting for an answer he squeezed, and in haste he (very audibly) soiled his own lap and backed away, left, didn't mention it again. |
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Jul 26, 2023 03:30
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Geneva Breaker posted:best fart joke i ever heard was unintentional. Lmao
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Jul 26, 2023 18:30
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heh then I said 'rectum...? "hell I drat near killed 'em!!"
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Jul 26, 2023 21:11
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I remember an interview on the daily show where the guest said about fart humor, “you don’t have to be smart to like it, but you’d have to be stupid not to” or something to that effect unfortunately it was Louis CK so uh whoops |
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Jul 28, 2023 03:03
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ventriloquist has a dummy sitting on his lap, yet the audience hears the fart in their own lap |
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Jul 29, 2023 01:36
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married rich, farting in the lap of luxury |
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Jul 29, 2023 01:38
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canyoneer posted:ventriloquist has a dummy sitting on his lap, yet the audience hears the fart in their own lap lol |
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Jul 29, 2023 02:37
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canyoneer posted:ventriloquist has a dummy sitting on his lap, yet the audience hears the fart in their own lap |
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Jul 29, 2023 04:29
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Over the course of the Indy 500 each driver must fart 200 times |
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a dog walks into a tavern and says, "have you guys heard the one about the wife and her husband's lap?" |
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