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- Chrs
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the cops all get 6 months for trying to stop your cool heist
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Jul 25, 2023 08:12
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- DoomCroissant
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Roll D3 for Delicious Flaky Crust
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the jury was enthralled by tales of my hacking skills, click clacking on the keyboard in order to grab the encryption keys so that i can trigger the fountain show when the boys reached the vault
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Jul 27, 2023 02:32
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- Abugadu
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1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.
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When the mask I wore was introduced into evidence, the judge was like 'where did you get that, was that Etsy' and I'm like 'no, made it myself' and they were like 'no fuggin way' and I'm like 'yeah, I got the idea when I was at Carnival in Rio, but then decided to kinda combine that with a sort of Inuit vibe and just a lil spice like that fine line between superhero and s&m'
Anyway long story short I got like eleven orders that day and now got my own Etsy store open
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Jul 27, 2023 07:12
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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judge is really tickled that i thought to bring a suitcase with wheels for the loot instead of a duffle bag and keeps telling me that i "could be a writer on law and order or movies or something"
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Jul 29, 2023 05:17
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- Viginti Septem
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Oculus Noctuae
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The court rises for my ruling.
A juror tentatively hands the judge a slip of paper with sweaty palms.
The judge announces, confidently: On the count of robbery and grand larceny, the accused is rendered—
*The judge unfolds the paper and squints, mumbling to himself*
"the gently caress is this... thats not even English. ugh. millions of taxpayers dollars wasted if i dont say something now... well, uhhhhhh"
—INNOCENT on all charges.
The jury members look shocked, but nobody says anything. The audience claps and cheers for me. Relieved, while my cuffs are undone, I look at the crumpled piece of paper the judge discarded. The word GUILTY stares at me upside down.
https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig!
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Oct 30, 2023 02:45
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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When the mask I wore was introduced into evidence, the judge was like 'where did you get that, was that Etsy' and I'm like 'no, made it myself' and they were like 'no fuggin way' and I'm like 'yeah, I got the idea when I was at Carnival in Rio, but then decided to kinda combine that with a sort of Inuit vibe and just a lil spice like that fine line between superhero and s&m'
Anyway long story short I got like eleven orders that day and now got my own Etsy store open
The court rises for my ruling.
A juror tentatively hands the judge a slip of paper with sweaty palms.
The judge announces, confidently: On the count of robbery and grand larceny, the accused is rendered—
*The judge unfolds the paper and squints, mumbling to himself*
"the gently caress is this... thats not even English. ugh. millions of taxpayers dollars wasted if i dont say something now... well, uhhhhhh"
—INNOCENT on all charges.
The jury members look shocked, but nobody says anything. The audience claps and cheers for me. Relieved, while my cuffs are undone, I look at the crumpled piece of paper the judge discarded. The word GUILTY stares at me upside down.
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Nov 3, 2023 05:49
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Judge showing up the last day of the trial and is acting all serious and stuff but he clearly got the same haircut as me
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Nov 3, 2023 05:50
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- Viginti Septem
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Oculus Noctuae
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Having a turnover before writing a sentence on bank robbery.
https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig!
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Dec 6, 2023 20:22
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- google THIS
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Turning my sentence for bank robbery over so it can get done on the other side
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Dec 6, 2023 21:40
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