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Using the cosmic power of love to flip a switch so that now people will win 'The Game' whenever they remember it exists, instead of losing at it  (you'd think an 'everybody who shares their love wins club' wouldn't be scary but everybody and their mother wants a piece of you afterwards, and I am v shy  )
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Dec 13, 2023 23:10
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the posts
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Dec 13, 2023 23:12
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Jason Voorhees trying to kill you in space Leprechaun in Space (not the Leprechaun monster, the fact that the movie got made)
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Dec 14, 2023 02:17
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Leprechauns in space
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Dec 14, 2023 15:32
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When the (actually) dead founder of a (not actually) dead gay comedy website uploads a new video to youtube.
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Dec 23, 2023 16:07
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the social isolation of time dilation
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Dec 24, 2023 06:34
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the social isolation of catching space leprosy the day before your birthday party
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Dec 24, 2023 12:10
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Christmas dinner with your space inlaws
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Dec 25, 2023 05:05
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Christmas dinner with your space outlaws
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Dec 25, 2023 12:40
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Space Santa
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Dec 25, 2023 14:20
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Finding out that Christmas is the name of a black hole and it's full of ghosts and they are not merry
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Dec 25, 2023 15:44
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Buttchocks posted:Finding out that Christmas is the name of a black hole and it's full of ghosts and they are not merry But at least they can teach you to be a better person in the moments before your spaghettified
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Dec 26, 2023 06:56
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people welcoming the idea of replacing you with a machine
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Dec 26, 2023 10:44
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these new vending machines the company installed, all they do is scream about how they were once alive, like come on, I just want my Fun-Sized Nutrient Bar
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Dec 26, 2023 10:56
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Getting all ready for spaghettification only to get raviolified in the black hole
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Dec 30, 2023 14:41
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The disappointment that hits when you realize the spaghettification alarm is not, in fact, a spaghetti vacation alarm
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Dec 30, 2023 14:42
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spaghettification, but you get broken in half
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Dec 30, 2023 17:47
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Being forced to emergency land on the Mediterranean planet full of space italians
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Dec 30, 2023 18:13
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someone set your ship's computer voice to "Mario"
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Dec 30, 2023 18:17
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crisp rat
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Dec 30, 2023 18:31
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Buttchocks posted:spaghettification, but you get broken in half italian wedding in the mariana trench Lux Anima fucked around with this message at 21:29 on Dec 30, 2023 |
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Dec 30, 2023 21:27
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crossing a threshold and nothing has changed
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Dec 30, 2023 22:20
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being captured by pirates
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Dec 30, 2023 22:22
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kidnapping someone and he's a bossy, spoiled rear end in a top hat
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Dec 30, 2023 22:24
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being remembered only because someone wrote a book about how much of a dickhole you were
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Dec 30, 2023 22:25
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Gravitas Shortfall posted:someone set your ship's computer voice to "Mario" noooooo! lol Lux Anima posted:*pointing to parabolic timeline: the marinara trench?
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Dec 31, 2023 04:52
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An angry drunken Scotsman.
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Jan 1, 2024 16:14
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Being British in the presence of an angry drunken Scotsman.
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Jan 1, 2024 16:15
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life
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