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[puts envelope to forehead] Elon launches X.com payment processing by giving nazis a place to fundraise that wont kick them out, wild success, finance journos slap on swastika armbands and sieg heil to the high margin future Long covid is easily curable but it takes a million dollars worth of antiviral drugs each time and you gotta pay out of pocket bitch, we have the tools means us not you Biden gets re-elected in a landslide, starts broadcasting whitehouse press conferences with a dark brandon instagram filter, approval ratings soar, political capital used to pack the supreme court with people who won't stop him from deporting asylum-seekers US starts a war with China, loses two aircraft carriers, launches a tactical nuke, turns out US nukes don't work anymore because everybody operating and maintaining them spent the money on meth instead, nation's pants fall down and everyone sees our tiny dick, US is forced to sign a humiliating treaty and leaves the eastern pacific in disgrace wait this is good actu Ukraine becomes Israel 2.0 with huge zones of disputed West Bank-style "contested territory" that exists outside of any legal system and the suffering there is exceeded only by the pure distilled evil that becomes mainstreamed in post-war Ukrainian politics, Zelenskyy gets sent to a farm upstate and replaced with a vat-grown clone of Stepan Bandera, VatBandera becomes the most popular political figure in Europe and is handed defacto control of NATO policy
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Tee Grizzley & Sada Baby squashed beef leads to whole new beef that tears the rap game in twain for decades.
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Mr Hootington posted:OP makes another thread no fate but what we post
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Republicans combat free school lunch program by making school lunches prohibitively expensive to teach kids about gumption. Democrats try to compromise by offering 3% off coupons for children who voluntarily sell their information to X the everything app. A generation of malnourished kids grow up to be weak and sicky soldiers. Drone bombings see sharp dive in quality and body count. America loses it's first war ever. Everyday citizens forced to salute virgin loser troops who didn't even kill that many kids.
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Florida gets destroyed by a mega hurricane but we rebuild it
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A massive industrial accident poisons thousands and kills hundreds. The Biden admin blames the people for living there. The csb video a year later ultimately causes the dissolution of the csb for making Chevron look bad.
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The Oldest Man posted:Ukraine becomes Israel 2.0 what if the judicial crisis thing turns Israel into Ukraine 2.0
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