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Also no minimum wage worker is going to clear ice from an arctic lighthouse?
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Jelly posted:You have no idea even how big the lighthouse is, how much ice, or how difficult the task is. You're just pulling all this poo poo completely out of your rear end. Considering the bridge to the lighthouse doesn't look that big it might not be such a difficult task. Two shifts of ten people chipping away at the ice every day could probably have it done in a relatively short time
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Jul 30, 2023 03:36
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I would buy $400,000 worth of lawnmowers and $100,000 in 50:1 gas and let those dirty dirty two-strokes run for three months straight, adding more than enough CO2 to the atmosphere to bring the temperature above freezing.
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Jul 30, 2023 05:12
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I will induce a nutritional disorder such that I have pika and I munch all the ice away.
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Jul 30, 2023 05:35
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I'd just show the lighthouse a picture of microwaves mom (so hot could melt the par icecaps)
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Jul 30, 2023 07:26
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Nooner posted:I'd just show the lighthouse a picture of microwaves mom (so hot could melt the par icecaps) Also pictures of that one goon's hot stepmom that he took a bunch of pictures with lmfao
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Jul 30, 2023 07:46
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Jelly posted:I already provided this correct answer in the 4th post of this thread. yeah i subcontracted my post
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Jul 30, 2023 10:34
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super sweet best pal posted:Considering the bridge to the lighthouse doesn't look that big it might not be such a difficult task. Two shifts of ten people chipping away at the ice every day could probably have it done in a relatively short time in a hypothetical scenario, this lighthouse could be built for 7 mile high giants on the planet Xerxes Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:yeah i subcontracted my post 
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Jul 30, 2023 16:38
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EorayMel posted:put cum in an ice tray and freeze it. pelt me with your cum ice. it belongs to you. how fast can a jonas brother throw a piece of cum ice. throw a slider at my back. my rear end in a top hat is the strike zone. how many pieces of ice can fit in my rear end.
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Jul 30, 2023 17:45
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sell the contract to someone else, on the same condition, for 100$. buy bg3 and enjoy it at home in my nice house.
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Jul 30, 2023 17:53
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Jelly posted:You have no idea even how big the lighthouse is, how much ice, or how difficult the task is. You're just pulling all this poo poo completely out of your rear end. The ropes on the side imply it's not all that big
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Jul 30, 2023 17:53
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super sweet best pal posted:The ropes on the side imply it's not all that big
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Jul 30, 2023 21:24
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Did I get paid in advance? Because, if so, I’d just run away with the giant check.
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Jul 30, 2023 22:17
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It's small and the job is east
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Jul 30, 2023 22:26
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You can only melt the ice with love guys. 
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Jul 30, 2023 23:14
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finished the job op, where's my money at?
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Jul 30, 2023 23:15
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A million dollars will buy a lot of space heaters.
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Jul 30, 2023 23:18
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hot piss melts everything
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Jul 30, 2023 23:20
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No you fool, that's clearly a Decepticon that has been entombed in ice. Last thing you want to do is let it out.
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Jul 30, 2023 23:26
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Presto posted:No you fool, that's clearly a Decepticon that has been entombed in ice. Last thing you want to do is let it out. For a mil cash? Hell yea
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I kind of feel like even the Decepticons would want to take out the fascist chuds of the world because they're so pathetic and lame, so it might be a good call. Then again... Starscream.
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Jul 31, 2023 00:05
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1000 monkeys with hammers
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I would simply bid our father, the Sea King, rise from the depths full foul in his fury! Black waves teeming with salt foam to smother this iced lighthouse with pungent slime, to choke it, engorging its rooms 'til it turns blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can light no more -- only when he, crowned in cockle shells with slitherin’ tentacle tail and steaming beard take up his fell be-finned arm, his coral-tine trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through its doorway, bursting it -- a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now and nothing for the harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Emperor himself -- forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea, for any stuff or part of this iced lighthouse, even any scantling of its soul, is the iced lighthouse no more, but is now itself the sea!
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What if Nekron, the rotoscoped, villainously horny ice wizard antagonist from the classic 1983 Ralph Bakshi/Frank Frazetta animated masterpiece Fire and Ice, is living in the lighthouse pencilhands
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Jul 31, 2023 00:37
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That lighthouse looks like a frozen robot from another angle (I looked up “frozen lighthouse”). So I’ll take the lighthouse job as long as whoever has its remote can give it over. Since it’s summer in Michigan, I should be able to just move its lungs around to shake off the leftover ice without much issue.
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Jul 31, 2023 01:09
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Eat some spicy beans and pass hot wind
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MrQwerty posted:What if Nekron, the rotoscoped, villainously horny ice wizard antagonist from the classic 1983 Ralph Bakshi/Frank Frazetta animated masterpiece Fire and Ice, is living in the lighthouse pencilhands gently caress yea
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Jul 31, 2023 01:14
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Bip Roberts posted:It's small and the job is east >GO EAST
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Jul 31, 2023 01:14
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You've been eaten by a Grue
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Presto posted:No you fool, that's clearly a Decepticon that has been entombed in ice. Last thing you want to do is let it out. "Is it moral to free the ancient evil entombed in this lighthouse for 1 million dollars" is a different thread entirely, buddy. And the answer is yes.
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Jul 31, 2023 02:18
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electricity is hot right? just hook up some jumper cables and a few batteries, boom, problem solved
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Jelly posted:You've been eaten by a Grue >PRAY THIS DOESNT TURN INTO THING IM NOW INTO
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