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when my great aunt died i dropped acid at her funeral. she was cool as hell and would have found that hilarious so i figured, “why not?” it was such a bad idea. spent the whole day trying to cop some baked mac & cheese, but i never got any because all my other relatives (who had done nothing but poo poo talk my great aunt my entire life) just would not leave me alone. they kept coming up and shaking my hand and talking about how close they knew we were and repeating the same stupid story about how she went skydiving on her 80th birthday it was all like, “yeah, no poo poo, i jumped out of the plane with her,” but i didn’t want to make a scene and i was tripping balls like crazy so i just kept crying and hugging people. it was a terrible experience best possible tribute i could have given my great aunt though, so no regrets. if heaven is real she was up there cracking up
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