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FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Welcome to the club. I turned 52 last month. Still have no hankerin' to play pickleball.

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AcidCat
Feb 10, 2005

Solidarity OP, I will be joining your club in September.

Cimber
Feb 3, 2014

FlimFlam Imam posted:

Welcome to the club. I turned 52 last month. Still have no hankerin' to play pickleball.

Try Bocci

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
This thread made me think of Marc Maron but as it turns out dude is FIFTY NINE YEARS OLD. WTF indeed. I guess Maron was like 10 loving years ago, drat it doesn't seem like it was that long.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



hot cocoa on the couch posted:

im gonna die before i get old

i'm gonna be immortal

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Internetjack posted:

I had a fun moment a few months ago. Watching TV and some commercial for disease/medical drug was on and it had the line, "If you're 50 years old or older ask your doctor about being checked for xyz disease." And I had a passing thought, well that's not me; then immediately flashed to "Wait a minute, I'm 51; that is me!"

Wait a minute, I’m a guy like me!

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Op regged at 41 lmao

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Your dating range is now 40-60. Grey pube city.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Aging. Not even once.

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

I wish I turned 50 today!

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp

Cimber posted:

gently caress I'm old. :(

You joined the SA forums when you were 41? How'd that happen?

Confusedslight
Jan 9, 2020
I feel old at being 28. Can't wait to post my I turned 50 thread! But seriously happy birthday.

Confusedslight fucked around with this message at 03:24 on Aug 1, 2023

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
I want to be remembered by my kids as a lootcrate

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Cimber posted:

gently caress I'm old. :(

Not as old as me, so deal with it, fetus.

Also, happy birthday Climber!

BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 06:15 on Aug 1, 2023

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


i cant even read what does op say can someone draw me an pi cture. ty

Gravid Topiary
Feb 16, 2012

this u op?

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp

Gravid Topiary
Feb 16, 2012


Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
Sorry bout that op. Getting old is weird cause you never sign off on it.

Cimber
Feb 3, 2014

Haptical Sales Slut posted:

Sorry bout that op. Getting old is weird cause you never sign off on it.

I want to talk to who is ever in charge!

.....wait

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr posted:

I wish I turned 50 today!

Gaylor Moon
Apr 6, 2005

Gender? I hardly know'er
Heh, age and growing older is a mindset my man. Try skateboarding down the street or like jumping a sweet homemade ramp on your bike!

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!
How are you bowels doing?

Cimber
Feb 3, 2014

Jelly posted:

How are you bowels doing?

Lemme tell you, the sleep you get when you are knocked out for a Colonoscopy is drat good. The prep for the procedure really sucks though.

MonkeyHate
Oct 11, 2002

Dance, monkey, dance!
Taco Defender
Shingles Vaccine Army

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


MonkeyHate posted:

Shingles Vaccine Army

I never had chicken pox as a kid and I wonder if that's something to be worried over as I get older.

Baxter
Sep 13, 2000
Heya Internet birthday buddy - 55 today here.

Fiber seems to help.

Cimber
Feb 3, 2014

Grey Cat posted:

I never had chicken pox as a kid and I wonder if that's something to be worried over as I get older.

Yeah, don't gently caress around with shingles. My MIL had it last winter and she said it was absolute loving agony.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

*Nirvana guitar intro....

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Congratulations.
You have survived for longer than 99.99999999% all humans who ever lived.

You are only 26 by the Mars calendar.
But 207 by the Mercury calendar.
You old gently caress.

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
When I turn 50 I want to do all the drugs and have all the sex

OP I hope your 50th is nice too

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

will you/did you have a nice celebration op

happy birthday, enjoy some time with people you love. you’re nice and interesting, namaste

Piggy Smalls
Jun 21, 2015



BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR,
YOU MAKE A DIME,
I'LL LICK HIS BOOT TILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SHINE.

You survived Covid

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Working the Fine!

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






You're now old enough that the average MILF could be your adult daughter, congrats

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
how low does your sack hang

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


What are you drinking to celebrate OP?

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Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



FlimFlam Imam posted:

Welcome to the club. I turned 52 last month

:respek:

quote:

Still have no hankerin' to play pickleball.

Eh, I’d give it a try

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