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guy with an unstoppable boner being chased by crowds of women through the street trying to hide in phone booths and poo poo but can't close the doors because of said interminable boner
austin powers hallway cart scene but the hero can't turn around because of his big swingin' boner
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- Adbot
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- FreshCutFries
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going to the store but finding out the motorized carts you need to haul around your schlong are out of order. hauling it backwards with it dragging on the ground, getting your cock sleeve all filthy, with warning lights attached to the tip so people don't trip on it
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Aug 1, 2023 05:49
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going for a walk with the boner supported by two massive suspenders attached to your shoulders, yelling through a bullhorn as you approach any crosswalk "boner coming! watch out! massive boner incoming!" like an oncoming train
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Aug 1, 2023 05:52
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going to Cartoonishly Huge Penis Anonymous and everyone has to shout at eachother like that dinner scene in time burton's batman because the circumference of the circle is so big as to make sure the boners stay separated
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Aug 1, 2023 05:55
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- FreshCutFries
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being the one always stuck taking group pictures because you have the best selfie stick
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Aug 1, 2023 06:03
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- peachy...
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~hey~
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Chased down by the carnies because they think I'm perfect for their new ring toss game
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Aug 1, 2023 10:09
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- free hubcaps
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Well you can forget about driving a car, flying on an airplane, or really traveling anywhere at all except via foot and bonerbarrow
ty Saoshyant!
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Aug 1, 2023 11:04
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- free hubcaps
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Also it sucks but for safety reasons the DOT makes you wear a little sign on your back, modified from an 18 wheeler, warning your fellow pedestrians that you make wide right turns
ty Saoshyant!
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Aug 1, 2023 11:18
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Having to wear a tennis ball on the tip so you don’t scrape the floor
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Aug 1, 2023 17:17
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- google THIS
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Having to put on two hard hats before entering the work site
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Aug 1, 2023 21:25
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- google THIS
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Not actually being happy to see someone but they don't believe you
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Aug 1, 2023 21:27
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- FreshCutFries
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Not actually being happy to see someone but they don't believe you
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Aug 1, 2023 21:36
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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when a drunk person at the bar tries to play billiards with you
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Aug 1, 2023 22:23
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- The Loin King
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Check out this goddamned cat
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Never finds anyone to play red rover with but when you do its super weird
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Aug 2, 2023 01:17
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- Viginti Septem
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Oculus Noctuae
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Never finds anyone to play red rover with but when you do its super weird
Always the first out in limbo 
https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig! 
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Aug 2, 2023 02:09
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- FreshCutFries
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Always the first out in limbo
lol
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Aug 2, 2023 02:11
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- FreshCutFries
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going on a date, but due to a latex allergy, the entire country of new zealand declares war on you
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Aug 2, 2023 02:16
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- FreshCutFries
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relaxing and watching a thunderstorm from your garage requires a full loving gimp suit
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Aug 2, 2023 02:20
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- FreshCutFries
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birds, man. just...loving birds.
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Aug 2, 2023 02:21
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- google THIS
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Whenever you see someone setting up a campsite your friends elbow you and say "Hey, hey. What does that remind you of? Eh?"
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Aug 2, 2023 16:59
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Finding a revival meeting in your pants
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Aug 2, 2023 17:22
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- Gaylor Moon
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Gender? I hardly know'er
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heh don't let the door hit ya
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Aug 2, 2023 22:03
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- FreshCutFries
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i knew there were tent jokes out there
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Aug 2, 2023 22:07
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- FreshCutFries
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also
heh don't let the door hit ya
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Aug 2, 2023 22:07
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- FreshCutFries
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Restaurant patrons are impressed by your ability to carry three platters of food at once but they
they
they don't give you a bigger tip 
everyone super jealous, always trying to bring you down, but, they just don't know man. they just don't know
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Aug 3, 2023 02:49
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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Problems? All I see are opportunities!
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Aug 6, 2023 11:08
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- 8623
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what problems 
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Aug 7, 2023 03:03
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- 8723_3rd
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problems with living as permanent cartoonishly large boner
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Aug 8, 2023 00:08
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- Adbot
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May 11, 2024 05:51
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- FreshCutFries
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curious about 8823's opinion re: cartoonishly large boners
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