If your full name is Caine/Kaine/Kane, etc.

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Escape From Noise

And you're in a sci-fi story, you're probably the bad guy. I can't believe most protagonists haven't picked up on this yet!

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# ? Aug 3, 2023 09:59

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# ? May 5, 2024 16:31

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Escape From Noise posted:

And you're in a sci-fi story, you're probably the bad guy. I can't believe most protagonists haven't picked up on this yet!

but if you're in a legacy, you're a cool time-traveling vampire lord

# ? Aug 3, 2023 11:39

Dr. Chainsaws PhD

if you're named Kane and you're a pro wrestler, you do a cool chokeslam and threaten to set yourself on fire if you don't win matches

# ? Aug 3, 2023 11:46

itry

Dr. Chainsaws PhD posted:

if you're named Kane and you're a pro wrestler, you do a cool chokeslam and threaten to set yourself on fire if you don't win matches

If there's a person you shouldn't just give matches to it's a pyromaniac.

# ? Aug 3, 2023 11:55

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

If your name is Qayn, you are a sexy space barbarian with boob armor.

# ? Aug 3, 2023 13:28

Finger Prince

It's pronounced "cah-nay".

# ? Aug 3, 2023 20:27

FreshCutFries

i am Caine son of Kane from the Kaine tribe, i am here to be your best friend

# ? Aug 3, 2023 22:27

cruft

My full name is Cain/Kaine/Kane etc.

Of the Oshkosh etc family.

# ? Aug 3, 2023 23:36

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

i had a boss named kaine once who was pretty mean.
we weren't building doomsday weapons or anything, he was just the regular kind of grouchy.

# ? Aug 3, 2023 23:43

Escape From Noise

canyoneer posted:

i had a boss named kaine once who was pretty mean.
we weren't building doomsday weapons or anything, he was just the regular kind of grouchy.

Maybe you were though.

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# ? Aug 4, 2023 02:08

google THIS

FreshCutFries posted:

i am Caine son of Kane from the Kaine tribe, i am here to be your best friend

Oh boy, let's have a friendly rivalry vying for the favor of our wise old master, whom you definitely won't murder and then come for me!

# ? Aug 5, 2023 02:45

google THIS

Meanwhile actual biblical Cain is probably like "Come on people that happened ONE TIME"

# ? Aug 5, 2023 02:52

Finger Prince

google THIS posted:

Meanwhile actual biblical Cain is probably like "Come on people that happened ONE TIME"

God called him out for giving him a lovely present, even though it wasn't lovely, it was healthy and nutritious unlike the pile of bacon Abel gave him, then was like "see son, now that's a present! Oh, whaaat. Don't act all butthurt dude, do better next time."
So really it's God's fault.

# ? Aug 5, 2023 03:26

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# ? May 5, 2024 16:31

Gaylor Moon: Gender? I hardly know'er

heyy they're not necessarily Abel to control what they're named.. chill

# ? Aug 5, 2023 03:58

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