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The Voice of Labor

the word filter corrects all posts to newspeak

puppet accounts that narc on their parent accounts for thought crimes are rewarded with plat or archives

no one wants to work the goon sex crime desk in the ministry of love

I love big peeler

the ministry of truth corrects all of jefferys state of the forums addresses so that the forums seem solvent, alive and relevant

content rations have been increased for 2.3 posts per day to 1.8 posts per day

the war against fark and ebaums world is entering its last stage, victory is eminent

members of the inner party can turn their monitors off

# ? Aug 10, 2023 00:36

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# ? May 2, 2024 10:42

The Voice of Labor

# ? Aug 10, 2023 01:33

RavenousScoot

"doublespeak" actually ends up just being what we call emptyquoting

THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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# ? Aug 10, 2023 02:31

FreshCutFries

saying "go back to cspam" is inherently un-byob but please do

# ? Aug 10, 2023 02:37

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Put the rap mask on her!

# ? Aug 10, 2023 02:45

The Voice of Labor

there never was a front page

# ? Aug 10, 2023 03:25

The Voice of Labor

FreshCutFries posted:

I love big peeler

# ? Aug 10, 2023 03:30

FreshCutFries

you monster

# ? Aug 10, 2023 03:31

Bacon Taco: Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

Coupons and Deals contains the worst thing in the world

# ? Aug 10, 2023 04:21

The Voice of Labor

welcome to threadid=101 mr. smith

# ? Aug 10, 2023 04:53

DoomCroissant: Roll D3 for Delicious Flaky Crust

it's the 80's

do a lot of coke and vote for ronald reagan

# ? Aug 10, 2023 04:56

FreshCutFries

The Voice of Labor posted:

welcome to threadid=101 mr. smith

# ? Aug 10, 2023 05:08

8923_4

# ? Aug 10, 2023 06:34

Jaguars!

It was a bright cold day in January 2038 03:14:08 UTC, and the clocks were striking thirteen.

# ? Aug 10, 2023 23:42

baka of lathspell

The Voice of Labor posted:

puppet accounts that narc on their parent accounts for thought crimes are rewarded with plat or archives

lol

^{join dork order}
_{sig by ??? (<3 u)}

# ? Aug 11, 2023 00:27

The Voice of Labor

*pleasantly surprised that the dj at the junior antisex club mixer is spinning the eurythmics

# ? Aug 12, 2023 00:21

The Voice of Labor

the byob what are you drinking on thread is just posts about awful gin or occasionally awful gin with nutmeg oil in it

# ? Aug 12, 2023 02:37

The Voice of Labor

There are currently 6 million members browsing General Bullshit

# ? Aug 12, 2023 02:59

Escape From Noise

He gazed up at the enormous face. Forty years it had taken him to learn what kind of smile was hidden beneath the YOSPOS AV. O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving breast! Two Cheeto-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved big dick daddy disney's dongarium + "big rear end" + "big ol' rear end" (Disney Edition).

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Aug 12, 2023 03:19

Barco Fiesta: a fantasy of olives

im permabanned poster emmanuelgoldstein58

# ? Aug 12, 2023 10:03

Finger Prince

Lurking is strength.
Posting is slavery.

# ? Aug 12, 2023 18:37

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

The Voice of Labor posted:

the word filter corrects all posts to newspeak

let's do this

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# ? Aug 12, 2023 18:42

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

it's a double-plus good idea

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# ? Aug 12, 2023 18:43

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

Jeffrey of YOSPOS smirked, �facts are whatever i say they are. for example, threads are short. really short. you could fit a thread into a single sentence.�

�that�s not true,� spluttered the innocent poster. �i was reading a thread yesterday. it�s the longest drat thing i�d ever seen.�

�no!� boomed jeff. �it was short! welcome to tiny thread world, rear end in a top hat. enjoy not being able to read a thread on account of their being too short, you idiot!�

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# ? Aug 12, 2023 18:59

Bacon Taco: Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

Nosfereefer posted:

let's do this

# ? Aug 12, 2023 19:13

Bacon Taco: Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

Nosfereefer posted:

Jeffrey of YOSPOS smirked, “facts are whatever i say they are. for example, threads are short. really short. you could fit a thread into a single sentence.”

“that’s not true,” spluttered the innocent poster. “i was reading a thread yesterday. it’s the longest drat thing i’d ever seen.”

“no!” boomed jeff. “it was short! welcome to tiny thread world, rear end in a top hat. enjoy not being able to read a thread on account of their being too short, you idiot!”

# ? Aug 12, 2023 19:13

The Voice of Labor

Barco Fiesta posted:

im permabanned poster emmanuelgoldstein58

low hanging fruit or not, this one got a good chuckle out of me

# ? Aug 12, 2023 19:33

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

Barco Fiesta posted:

im permabanned poster emmanuelgoldstein58

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# ? Aug 12, 2023 19:36

WithoutTheFezOn: Oh no

He took a stick from a crumpled packet marked VICTORY JOINTS and incautiously held it upright, whereupon the stems and leaves fell out on to the floor. With the next he was more successful.

# ? Aug 13, 2023 00:32

The Voice of Labor

[GOONETTES] at least it isn't the handmaiden's tale

# ? Aug 13, 2023 01:34

alexandriao

Nosfereefer posted:

Jeffrey of YOSPOS smirked, “facts are whatever i say they are. for example, threads are short. really short. you could fit a thread into a single sentence.”

“that’s not true,” spluttered the innocent poster. “i was reading a thread yesterday. it’s the longest drat thing i’d ever seen.”

“no!” boomed jeff. “it was short! welcome to tiny thread world, rear end in a top hat. enjoy not being able to read a thread on account of their being too short, you idiot!”

Too much is always not enough!

(Thanks to tvsveryown for the spring sig!)

# ? Aug 13, 2023 11:15

biosterous

Nosfereefer posted:

Jeffrey of YOSPOS smirked, �facts are whatever i say they are. for example, threads are short. really short. you could fit a thread into a single sentence.�

�that�s not true,� spluttered the innocent poster. �i was reading a thread yesterday. it�s the longest drat thing i�d ever seen.�

�no!� boomed jeff. �it was short! welcome to tiny thread world, rear end in a top hat. enjoy not being able to read a thread on account of their being too short, you idiot!�

^{^{thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!}}
^{^{gallery of sigs}}

he/him

# ? Aug 13, 2023 17:46

The Voice of Labor

I remember. I had stolen my sister's chocolate bar, not because I was hungry, but because I was a fat gently caress. I went somewhere secluded to eat it. when I went home I found my entire family had been autobanned. posting missing children notices is considered "mod sass"

# ? Aug 29, 2023 01:56

Farecoal: There he go

Escape From Noise posted:

He loved big dick daddy disney's dongarium + "big rear end" + "big ol' rear end" (Disney Edition).

# ? Aug 29, 2023 14:33

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# ? May 2, 2024 10:42

Manifisto

Escape From Noise posted:

He gazed up at the enormous face. Forty years it had taken him to learn what kind of smile was hidden beneath the YOSPOS AV. O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving breast! Two Cheeto-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved big dick daddy disney's dongarium + "big rear end" + "big ol' rear end" (Disney Edition).

late but lol

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Aug 29, 2023 17:07

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